On a scale of 1-10 how satisfied are you by your relationship with the Maker? 1, he doesn't even call me on my birthday.
What is your least favorite thing about yourself? its hard to choose between my nose and my inability to do anything right flip a coin
When is the last time you cried and why? Adamant Fortress. having nearly everyone you know die in one swoop doesn't get easier with age, apparently!
Which member(s) of the Inquisition would you most like to see naked? benevenuta. sabine. velanna. respectfully of course
When is the last time you had sex? 2 years ago? 3? i need a calendar
How was it? all right.
Who was it? her name was lydie
Did anyone cry? maker no
Go on, tell us all the details, you know you want to. she preferred it when I didn't talk
If you've never had sex, why not? :)
How many people have you snogged since joining the Inquisition? zero
Which members of the Inquisition would you most like to see snog each other? zevran and people who deserve him
Which member(s) of the Inquisition would you least like to see you naked? morrigan. adelaide. leliana. FIONA
What is the worst place the Inquisition has made you go? orlais. all of it, the whole thing
Who is your second favorite advisor? cassandra pentaghast if the inquisition decides we need to go i hope she's the one to kill me
Who would you most like to throw out of Skyhold? michel de chevin, but i think he's already gone.
What are you most embarrassed to be afraid of? being left behind, being responsible for other people, morrigan as a spider, morrigan as not a spider
What do you feel guilty about right this moment? Don't say nothing. The Maker sees all. question #4
Do you want to have children? How many? What will you name them? i barely know what to do with the one I have. sort of have. no more. duncan, though.
If no one else were around would you still bathe? probably not.
Who do you think already doesn't bathe even though there are people around? nathaniel howe. you dont have to keep this question a secret, you can spread it sround
Have you ever been involved in a really amusing crime or escapade that you wish more people knew about? Please describe it. i could do with fewer people knowing anything honestly
Does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes? yes
It's okay, you can say so, we've all thought it. good
If you could design the uniforms what would they look like? more blue, everyone looks nice in blue
Which Rifter's world would you most want to visit, assuming that they're real and not demons. the one with fairies with funny names, it sounds charming and ib et there arent holes in the sky
Who would you most and least like to wrestle? Arm wrestle? If they're different is it because you know someone with giant arms but no coordination or is it just because you want to roll around in the dirt with them? most, sabine. sovereign says she bites least, shale i don't have to explain that
A mage and a Templar walk into a tavern. Which one do you hope dies? all other things equal, the templar is more likely to be a prick
If you had to be one of the races you aren't, which would you pick and why? i don't want to be short or oppressed if there's an alternative, and i suppose people aren't always nice to qunari either, but at least they're intimidated
Have you done anything that the Inquisition would put you in the dungeon for if they knew about it? What? i'm sure ive done things that might make them want to...
Commander Cullen in a towel, yay or nay? nay nay nay nay nay
alistair
1, he doesn't even call me on my birthday.
its hard to choose between my nose and my inability to do anything right
flip a coin
Adamant Fortress. having nearly everyone you know die in one swoop doesn't get easier with age, apparently!
benevenuta. sabine. velanna.
respectfully of course
2 years ago? 3? i need a calendar
all right.
her name was lydie
maker no
she preferred it when I didn't talk
:)
zero
zevran and people who deserve him
morrigan. adelaide. leliana. FIONA
orlais. all of it, the whole thing
cassandra pentaghast
if the inquisition decides we need to go i hope she's the one to kill me
michel de chevin, but i think he's already gone.
being left behind, being responsible for other people, morrigan as a spider, morrigan as not a spider
question #4
i barely know what to do with the one I have.
sort of have.
no more.
duncan, though.
probably not.
nathaniel howe. you dont have to keep this question a secret, you can spread it sround
i could do with fewer people knowing anything honestly
yes
good
more blue, everyone looks nice in blue
the one with fairies with funny names, it sounds charming and ib et there arent holes in the sky
most, sabine. sovereign says she bites
least, shale
i don't have to explain that
all other things equal, the templar is more likely to be a prick
i don't want to be short or oppressed if there's an alternative, and i suppose people aren't always nice to qunari either, but at least they're intimidated
i'm sure ive done things that might make them want to...
nay nay nay nay nay