"He's come to give everyone in the Inquisition headaches." He'd apologize, but a) it's not his fault, and b) this means that maybe for once it won't be him having all of the headaches.

"And get slapped by all of its women. You'd know him if you'd been harassed by him." If only this Brannigan-free time could be enjoyed, but no, he needs to find Zapp before he does something entirely stupid. Again.