"Big, fat, stupid, loud, and insulting to everyone around him." Kif isn't Zapp's biggest fan. It would be impossible; Zapp is Zapp's biggest fan. "Tell me you don't have many of those types around here."

He grabs one of the heavier pieces of luggage before shaking his head. "And I'd have to find him to know, but he probably doesn't even know. Is there a closet I can shove this in before he finds it and complains?"