[ Look, his AU is a Gordian knot of trying to translate the youngest billionaire tech mogul in the world to Thedas. /sweat bubble ]

Have they made being both a crime while I wasn't looking?

[ Like. That's not remotely the point. He sighs and abandons the dagger narrative swears it didn't completely forget he was working on. ]

Serious question: How many nobles have you met whose weightiest daily task wasn't 'which dance step do you think makes my hat look most fashionable?'