inagutterson: (Take that!)
Yngvi Congealedinagutterson ([personal profile] inagutterson) wrote in [community profile] allthisshitisweird 2016-08-26 11:53 am (UTC)

Yngvi - Dragon Age OC - native

i;
Do you know what is substantially better than a dancing bear? A dwarf dressed as a bear. Anyone familiar with the handiwork of Asher Hardie (rip in peace) will recognise a bear slanketed dwarf weaving his way through the streets of Val Royeaux, off to do...something. Seeing a man about a nug maybe (that's rude if he likes you, probably verging on racist if he doesn't) when the bear in question (not him - how many brackets and notes to myself can I cram in here, buckle up folks) peers down at the dwarf.

Yngvi Congealedinagutterson - yes, that's a name, like your name is so much better - peers right back at it.

"Got nothing for you mate, you can't have the nug."

There's a nug in the coat. His name is Claude.

iii;
A little the worse for wear given how he arrived in Skyhold, and still sporting a black eye that he will insist on pressing a steak to (every steak sacrificed in his quest to regaining his good looks is a sacrifice he is willing to make), Yngvi is generally in places he shouldn't be. Such as the kitchens to pilfer anything that's in pilfering range since he's short even for a dwarf so he can just trundle around. Or he'll say he's here as an official taster to someone and it takes a full fifteen minutes to get through the name so do you really want to go through that?

But most often he's down in the forge, generally being a pest because how many trap components can you possibly need, how many would rattle out of him if you hung Yngvi upside down by his ankles and gave him a good shake? By the way don't do that. It's not worth your life.

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[or wildcard? I'll roll with it!]

[if you want to hash out prior CR with Yngvi even before this or at any time, there's a handy post here]

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