"Ha! I'd like to see you say that to the hornless one I traveled with. Don't think that face knows what fun even is." And now he was appreciating this woman in a new light. Attractive, ready to toss back the real stuff. Yep, woman after his own heart.

He looked into the tankard like a giddy child. "Heh. My insides are niiicely fermented. It's all piss ale in there and then some."

Destroy his insides? Nah, he'd done that ages ago. "Bottoms up!"

Not even waiting, he went to just chug the entire thing down.