"Huh? What would I do with...?" There was a pause as the teasing caught up with him. Then he was barking a laugh.

"I'd think you'd be the one with that sort of want. What with that stuff on your face and the foofy way you dress. That some sort of new thing in Orlais now? They always were a bit weird. Think they might not be getting enough air with how tight they string themselves up." Ridiculous. Not practical at all. Not unless those big skirts were good for storing people like him under them.

Oh wait. Maybe he liked the idea of those women in those skirts now actually...

Back to the point. "Wait. You an Elf? I thought they just flitted about in outfits that represented their people or something."