I take it rather personally when things try to kill me, for my part.

( it's happened a few times now and she really doesn't like it. petition to fuck all this noise. )

You should definitely do away with the bear, that's all. One of the mercenaries late of here gifted me a rather cleverly made bear blanket. It does give my maid a turn when the eyes catch candlelight, but I've grown used to it.