(As a side note, all of these are for real drawn from a deck)

"Well, mostly it's a excuse to convince yourself of what you already think, but it can be useful in terms of having someone else to talk to, even if it's just yourself." With that, Jang takes the decks of cards and shuffles them quickly, and then places it in front of her.

"Now, we begin. First." Jang pulls the card off the top and sets it down. It seems...bigger than before, larger than when it was on the card deck. "Yourself overall. Page of Pentacles. Means introversion, scholarly pursuits, good manager. A bearer of good tidings."

"Second. Your ambitions and desires. The Magician. The force of your will, mastery of skills and talents. You want to be the best at what you do."

"Third. Your ideals and goals. Three of Swords. Upheaval and loss in love and all types of relationships is always possible."

"Fourth. Your real accomplishments. The Star Reversed. Pessimism and doubt. You might doubt your own skills."

"Fifth. Your dependencies or vices. The Empress which means wealth, marriage and creativity."

"Sixth. Your positive traits. Dependable, steadfast and constant, but can be taken to be too stuck in ruts.

"Seventh. Your faults and weaknesses, Page of Swords reversed. Unpredictable things can hamper you, and the unexpected may cause you strife."

"Eighth. Your self awareness. Wheel of Fortune reversed. Chance is not favorable, loss is possible and bravery is required."

"And finally, Ninth. Your desires and higher purpose. The World. Success in all it's forms, liberation from want and celestial consciousness."

Jang leans back, the spread of cards on the table before her. "And there you go. Don't take it to seriously though."