[ Gareth bursts into a bright grin when she laughs, looking quite pleased with himself. One point for him. He decides this, obviously, means that he can actually sit down around her, and promptly plops on the ground. ]

Oh, I don't know, being the Inquisitions's official Bug Slayer is a pretty impressive title. There are ceremonies, the queen shows up--I don't know what she's the queen of, no one knows, we're too afraid to ask--and bestows upon you a golden shoe and then knights you with it.

But I'm glad that either way I can count on you if a spider shows up in my business.