5. I know this isn't a log but just run with me on this one.
[A familiar, deep, calming voice echoes out over the sending crystals.]
There is something to be said about the regular sized spiders. Something that should never be said. Something that you would wish for the rest of your miserable lives hadn't been said. So perhaps it is best to stick to killing the giant, dungeon variety.
For now.
Hello listeners, and welcome - to The Inquisition.
[The far off music of a lute begins - probably just one of his friends sitting in the room across from him as he delivers you all the news.]
Today we will begin with: The War Table Calendar.
On Monday, you will all be sent to the Hinterlands.
On Tuesday, you will feel like you have never been anywhere other than the hinterlands.
Wednesday will be entirely filled with bears. Remember not to leave the camp without at least three other party members, two of which should be different classes than you, and one of which should compliment the skill sets of the others.
Thursday, this week, templar Maria Hill and the-mage-with-a-perfect-mustache Dorian Pavus will begin their templar/mage cross training. It is destined to go terribly, but all are reminded that being able to fight each other better will help with the upcoming civil wa-- [AHEM] -- war against Corypheus. Don't fight your friends. Don't set your friends on fire. Leave your violence to the armies of lyrium-laced and addled men.
Friday, the cook will be serving pie. But not for you. You will still be in the Hinterlands.
Cecil Palmer(t) | Welcome to Nightvale | DA AU
[A familiar, deep, calming voice echoes out over the sending crystals.]
There is something to be said about the regular sized spiders. Something that should never be said. Something that you would wish for the rest of your miserable lives hadn't been said. So perhaps it is best to stick to killing the giant, dungeon variety.
For now.
Hello listeners, and welcome - to The Inquisition.
[The far off music of a lute begins - probably just one of his friends sitting in the room across from him as he delivers you all the news.]
Today we will begin with: The War Table Calendar.
On Monday, you will all be sent to the Hinterlands.
On Tuesday, you will feel like you have never been anywhere other than the hinterlands.
Wednesday will be entirely filled with bears. Remember not to leave the camp without at least three other party members, two of which should be different classes than you, and one of which should compliment the skill sets of the others.
Thursday, this week, templar Maria Hill and the-mage-with-a-perfect-mustache Dorian Pavus will begin their templar/mage cross training. It is destined to go terribly, but all are reminded that being able to fight each other better will help with the upcoming civil wa-- [AHEM] -- war against Corypheus. Don't fight your friends. Don't set your friends on fire. Leave your violence to the armies of lyrium-laced and addled men.
Friday, the cook will be serving pie. But not for you. You will still be in the Hinterlands.