icasm: (watch them fall)
π–”π–“π–‰π–˜π–π–†π–•π–˜π–Œπ–šπ–‰π–Šπ–“ ([personal profile] icasm) wrote in [community profile] allthisshitisweird 2021-07-02 01:56 am (UTC)

Well, I hardly think that's fair, but if you insist.

[ Did the man insist, Loki? Either way, you've asked a storyteller to tell a story and here he goes: ]

A queen had a lover, a simple mortal man who loved her deeply named Γ“ttar. Of course, any queen of power must have a husband, a king of power, who is bound to be of the selfish and jealous sort, as kings tended to be. This caused a problem for the queen because she wished to keep her lover's head on his shoulders and her king's attention away from her dalliances.

So when Γ“ttar came to her with the desire to remain at her side forever, she used her magic and turned him into her battle-boar, Hildisvini, so that she could ride him in public before all and sundry.

[ ...Loki. ]

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