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[acreage]

RATE RIFTWATCH

1. leave a top-level comment
2. tag around with your characters' impressions of their fellow riftwatchers, rating their prowess on a 1-5 worst-to-best scale, on the following items.
3. add or subtract as many ★ or ★ as needed to make a final rating!


<big><font face="Georgia"><i>bravery</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>sense of humor</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>honour</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of surviving a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of leading said pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying riftwatch</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person going to survive the war?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you trust this person with your safety?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>hot or not: how attractive is this person?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds that this person would die first in a horror movie?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>fmk: which would you rather do with this person?</i> <small><font color="orange">fuck</font>, <font color="green">marry</font>, <font color="red">kill</font></small> </font></big>

meme borrowed from lostcompass

Comments

Laura Kint.

[justashotaway]

Aenor Din'adhal.

[dinadhal]

Beth Greene.

[littlemissfutility]

jone of denerim.

[poleaxed]

fenris.

[broodypants]

Byerly Rutyer

[bouchonne]

amos burton.

[innerharbor]

Gabranth

[archademode]

Astarion

[illithidnapped]

[broodypants]

bravery
★★★★★

sense of humor
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying riftwatch
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the war?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

hot or not: how attractive is this person?
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

odds that this person would die first in a horror movie?
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

fmk: which would you rather do with this person?
fuck, marry, kill

margaery

[molineux]

[poleaxed]

bravery
★★★★★

sense of humor
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying riftwatch
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the war?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

hot or not: how attractive is this person?
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

odds that this person would die first in a horror movie?
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

fmk: which would you rather do with this person?
fuck, marry, kill

[poleaxed]

bravery
★★★★★

sense of humor
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying riftwatch
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the war?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

hot or not: how attractive is this person?
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

odds that this person would die first in a horror movie?
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

fmk: which would you rather do with this person?
fuck, marry, kill

james holden

[acreage]

zoya nazyalensky

[novokribirsk]

dick dickerson

[nonvenomous]

[nonvenomous]

bravery
★★★★★

sense of humor
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying riftwatch
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the war?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

hot or not: how attractive is this person?
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

odds that this person would die first in a horror movie?
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

fmk: which would you rather do with this person?
fuck, marry, kill

[archademode]

bravery
★★★★★ *assumed, she seems capable beyond sparring

sense of humor
★★★★★ *dourness is absolutely humor, right

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying riftwatch
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the war?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

hot or not: how attractive is this person?
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

odds that this person would die first in a horror movie?
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

fmk: which would you rather do with this person?
fuck, marry, kill
*it's the only decent thing to do tyvm

[archademode]

bravery
★★★★★ *he's wrong, but what can ya do

sense of humor
★★★★★ *suggesting he live his life, lol

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying riftwatch
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the war?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

hot or not: how attractive is this person?
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

odds that this person would die first in a horror movie?
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

fmk: which would you rather do with this person?
fuck, marry, kill
*again, it's just the DECENT THING TO DO

[nonvenomous]

bravery
★★★★★

sense of humor
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying riftwatch
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the war?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

hot or not: how attractive is this person?
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

odds that this person would die first in a horror movie?
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

fmk: which would you rather do with this person?
fuck, marry, kill

[archademode]

bravery
★★★★★ +like 10 more stars, break the bar

sense of humor
★★★★★ *it annoys him terribly, he still appreciates it

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★ *in another life, or if Riftwatch ate it, maybe; needs must

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying riftwatch
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the war?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

hot or not: how attractive is this person?
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

odds that this person would die first in a horror movie?
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

fmk: which would you rather do with this person?
fuck, marry, kill

Re: jone of denerim.

[littlemissfutility]

bravery
★★★★★

sense of humor
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying riftwatch
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the war?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

hot or not: how attractive is this person?
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

odds that this person would die first in a horror movie?
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

fmk: which would you rather do with this person?
kill

[archademode]

bravery
★★★★★ *looks frail, seems like he might actually try for brave sacrifice if lives depended on it, needs further testing

sense of humor
★★★★★ *annoying, does make him laugh internally. sometimes.

honour
★★★★★ *people are wrong about him, iho

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★ *might still get killed by those same thugs

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying riftwatch
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the war?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★ *outside of combat only

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

hot or not: how attractive is this person?
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

odds that this person would die first in a horror movie?
★★★★★ *it's always the (30+ year old) suave teenagers

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

fmk: which would you rather do with this person?
fuck, marry, kill *By's taken though so this is purely a matter of dignity because the other choices are off the table, unless...ig if Byerly asks to die??? then fine, kill, otherwise no

[archademode]

The odds of him snapping and trying to murder is so much higher than that, Jone. Bless you for having so much faith in him, always.

[illithidnapped]

THREE STARS FOR HOTNESS?? THREE ???