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DR. STRANGE. ([personal profile] portalling) wrote in [community profile] allthisshitisweird 2022-09-19 09:04 pm (UTC)

hands u starbucks

“Yep. Some people bring a bottle of wine for the host, I bring a giant eyeball with tentacles. Mazel tov.”

Strange still sounds blasé enough, but there’s a crack in the shell and Tony can practically see the gears turning as the man absorbs all that information. Three years makes him pause, because jesus christ, that’s a long time to be caught in Medieval Times. 2012 gets a long slow blink, realising it’s all the way back to the initial invasion of the Chitauri. And then the next decade makes him finally fold his hands together, leaning slightly forward, his attention sharpening even further.

Oh.

“So you know what happened with Thanos, and the Battle of Earth.” Beat, and a helplessly pedantic addition, “Which is what all our news outlets called it afterward, which is a little self-centered, considering it affected the entire universe. But.”

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