“Maybe you can start a local Riftwatch sports team here. Teach dwarves to dribble while running between a Qunari’s legs.”

The man sounds a little proud of himself for remembering the names for the different races. Of all the heaps of information to absorb in his lessons, learning how to refer to different Theodosians seems important — so he’s not risking offending, say, one of those giants with the fuck-all horns. Perhaps he should’ve paid more attention to high fantasy back home, just in case.

“I’ve heard there’s a tennis court somewhere around this fortress,” he adds. “I’m having trouble picturing it, though.”