[Make no mistake: Astarion's absolutely enjoying this— even being shoved at and thrashed against, as if holding an unruly cat in the tightest grip imaginable.

It's downright precious, in fact.]

Oh you are such a fussy thing— most people would appreciate such a doting token of affection, you know.

But fine.

Ask nicely, and I'll let you down so you can muck yourself in Kirkwall's grit however much you like.