By can't help but grin at that thought. If Riftwatch were a real army? Sure. Absolutely. But the webs of loyalty here are so complex as to make the idea of punishment laughable - to say nothing of the hypocrisy of someone judging him.

"I've done worse," he says. Serving as a spy reporting back to Ferelden on the activities of the Inquisition, for example, or lightly drugging the Forces division head with truth serum...And he'd never even been spanked for it.

"Besides, if you only stay a few days, I doubt anyone will have an opportunity to find out."