[Varric considers this and makes a strained sort of hum in the back of his throat as he does.]

Well...Buttercup might, but...probably not from you. You might want to make an attractive female friend and get her to ask--

[No, that was still likely to get him stuffed full of arrows.]

On second thought, the Qunari might be the easier sell. They will probably try to kill you, of course, but that's just sort of how they do things.