On a scale of 1-10 how satisfied are you by your relationship with the Maker? 5, though the number will probably decrease more.
What is your least favorite thing about yourself? I suppose I can be too controlling, and cannot always see it.
When is the last time you cried and why? Last year, during the escape from Orlais to Ferelden with my fellow mages. There were skirmishes with Templars, and I saw many mages cut down.
Which member(s) of the Inquisition would you most like to see naked? I'm quite curious to see what Taas looks like naked.
When is the last time you had sex? Perhaps a week ago?
How was it? Very fun. Incredible.
Who was it? Asher Hardie
Did anyone cry? No?
Go on, tell us all the details, you know you want to. Asher can actually be quiet, if you bind and gag him.
If you've never had sex, why not? N/A
How many people have you snogged since joining the Inquisition? Maker, only two. I feel cheated.
Which members of the Inquisition would you most like to see snog each other? I think Sam and Cyril should just kiss already and stop stepping around it.
Which member(s) of the Inquisition would you least like to see you naked? Sam, Fiona, Adelaide
What is the worst place the Inquisition has made you go? The Fallow Mire
Who is your second favorite advisor? Commander Cullen, I suppose.
Who would you most like to throw out of Skyhold? Anders
What are you most embarrassed to be afraid of? Failing to save someone. I know it is not always possible to save a life, but I always refuse to fail.
What do you feel guilty about right this moment? Don't say nothing. The Maker sees all. Does He? You could have fooled me.
Do you want to have children? How many? What will you name them? Yes, I do. Perhaps two or three. I think maybe after my parents? Aimee and Luc.
If no one else were around would you still bathe? Yes, of course.
Who do you think already doesn't bathe even though there are people around? Asher, which is why I require him to be clean before I'll sleep with him.
Have you ever been involved in a really amusing crime or escapade that you wish more people knew about? Please describe it. Not really. Unless being in the presence of a talking demon tree counts.
Does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes? Looking back, I wonder if it was not a complete waste of time, but I am already through most of the questions already. Wait, you were speaking of something else, weren't you?
It's okay, you can say so, we've all thought it. The Inquisition is not pointless.
If you could design the uniforms what would they look like? Blue. Everyone looks nice in blue. Get rid of the awful hats too.
Which Rifter's world would you most want to visit, assuming that they're real and not demons. Perhaps James's, as he's traveled the stars in his own ship.
Who would you most and least like to wrestle? Arm wrestle? If they're different is it because you know someone with giant arms but no coordination or is it just because you want to roll around in the dirt with them? I do not condone violence.
A mage and a Templar walk into a tavern. Which one do you hope dies? I only wish death on the truly reprehensible. So Anders.
If you had to be one of the races you aren't, which would you pick and why? Maker, that is a difficult one. Perhaps a Vashoth? I would like to see the world from a little higher, but have no desire to live under the Qun.
Have you done anything that the Inquisition would put you in the dungeon for if they knew about it? What? I do not believe so. During our escape from Orlais, I did have to fight, but only in defense of myself and others.
Commander Cullen in a towel, yay or nay? Well, I must say yay, though he would probably wish for nay. Are you asking everyone this question? How embarrassing for him.
Christine