On a scale of 1-10 how satisfied are you by your relationship with the Maker? Ehhh...like a 6? 7?
What is your least favorite thing about yourself? Sometimes I hear my father's voice come out of my mouth.
When is the last time you cried and why? Don't remember.
Which member(s) of the Inquisition would you most like to see naked? Spicy ambassador lady.
When is the last time you had sex? Maybe a year ago, which is way too long.
How was it? Eh.
Who was it? A girl at the tower.
Did anyone cry? Not because of the sex.
Go on, tell us all the details, you know you want to. This question is weird.
If you've never had sex, why not? I've been having sex with every girl who'd let me since I was fifteen.
How many people have you snogged since joining the Inquisition? None, I just got here. There's time.
Which members of the Inquisition would you most like to see snog each other? I don't really know enough people yet.
Which member(s) of the Inquisition would you least like to see you naked? No one comes to mind.
What is the worst place the Inquisition has made you go? Nowhere yet. Oh maker. They make you go places?
Who is your second favorite advisor? I don't know. Cullen?
Who would you most like to throw out of Skyhold? No one comes to mind yet.
What are you most embarrassed to be afraid of? Not much.
What do you feel guilty about right this moment? Don't say nothing. The Maker sees all. Not doing more to protect the kids in the tower.
Do you want to have children? How many? What will you name them? I suppose. It's never seemed like an option. And I'm a little old now.
If no one else were around would you still bathe? I just spent eight months on my own, so I know the answer. It's "yes, but not as often."
Who do you think already doesn't bathe even though there are people around? Not too sure about that Reynolds fella.
Have you ever been involved in a really amusing crime or escapade that you wish more people knew about? Please describe it. I managed to steal a potato from my neighbor's stores, when I was a teenager, every day for four entire months. The confusion was entertaining.
Does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes? Sometimes?
It's okay, you can say so, we've all thought it. You heard me.
If you could design the uniforms what would they look like?
Which Rifter's world would you most want to visit, assuming that they're real and not demons. Don't know them yet.
Who would you most and least like to wrestle? Arm wrestle? If they're different is it because you know someone with giant arms but no coordination or is it just because you want to roll around in the dirt with them? I wouldn't win against anyone right now, but spicy ambassador lady might be fun. Malcolm Reynolds I'd like to arm wrestle for the sport. As for least, who would beat me most soundly? Them. Let me keep some dignity.
A mage and a Templar walk into a tavern. Which one do you hope dies? Neither? Why would I want them to die? Depends on what kind of person they are.
If you had to be one of the races you aren't, which would you pick and why? I'm pretty good with being a human. I suppose dwarf wouldn't be so bad, though.
Have you done anything that the Inquisition would put you in the dungeon for if they knew about it? What? Depends how crotchety they're feeling that day. Probably nothing, though.
Raylan Gibbs