[ generally speaking, loose bears are a cause for alarm anywhere (ranking only slightly below loose seals in terms of danger), but particularly so here in orlais. there's probably no bigger faux pas than one's trained bear making a break for it down the streets of val royeaux. so embarrassing!
the risk of mauling isn't so good either.
all of this is probably why an elvhen woman is barreling through town cackling, a bear in a tiny, ribbon-covered hat hot on her heels. occasionally she'll shove someone out of her way, shouting things like, "it's a bear, stupid! move!"
shop stands are knocked over, restaurants ravaged, and tapestries torn down in the wake of the pair. it only ends when sera finally ducks into an alleyway as the bear gallops past.
she bends over, bracing herself on the wall as she catches her breath, then she looks up at the poor soul who'd undoubtedly been trying to hide from the mayhem and grins toothily. ]
Did you see it? The bear was all "raaaaagh!" and everyone was like, "Oh no, I've got bear shite on my brand new ugly gold-plated, buckle-y shoes!"
[ she laughs. ]
Stupid. I mean, a bear's a bear, yeah? Can't train bears to do funny little dances and never expect them to get fed up of it.
[ she waits expectantly for agreement.
somewhere in the distance, there comes the distinct sound of another shop toppling. ]
skyhold
[ your shoes are stuck to the floor.
is it some kind of paste? is it nails?
does it matter?
probably not because try as you might, you can't unstick them.
also, please ignore the suspect giggle your closet just gave. nothing to see here. ]
sera / idk some game you've probably never heard of
[ generally speaking, loose bears are a cause for alarm anywhere (ranking only slightly below loose seals in terms of danger), but particularly so here in orlais. there's probably no bigger faux pas than one's trained bear making a break for it down the streets of val royeaux. so embarrassing!
the risk of mauling isn't so good either.
all of this is probably why an elvhen woman is barreling through town cackling, a bear in a tiny, ribbon-covered hat hot on her heels. occasionally she'll shove someone out of her way, shouting things like, "it's a bear, stupid! move!"
shop stands are knocked over, restaurants ravaged, and tapestries torn down in the wake of the pair. it only ends when sera finally ducks into an alleyway as the bear gallops past.
she bends over, bracing herself on the wall as she catches her breath, then she looks up at the poor soul who'd undoubtedly been trying to hide from the mayhem and grins toothily. ]
Did you see it? The bear was all "raaaaagh!" and everyone was like, "Oh no, I've got bear shite on my brand new ugly gold-plated, buckle-y shoes!"
[ she laughs. ]
Stupid. I mean, a bear's a bear, yeah? Can't train bears to do funny little dances and never expect them to get fed up of it.
[ she waits expectantly for agreement.
somewhere in the distance, there comes the distinct sound of another shop toppling. ]
skyhold
[ your shoes are stuck to the floor.
is it some kind of paste? is it nails?
does it matter?
probably not because try as you might, you can't unstick them.
also, please ignore the suspect giggle your closet just gave. nothing to see here. ]