...Granted, if he were even remotely smart he might have started off a little better, perhaps by saying 'hello, please don't shout my name and please don't stab me I can tell you where your twin is also I'm not possessed anymore' but that's not nearly witty enough and not nearly likely enough to get him stabbed.
"Please don't stab me." There. A remnant of smarts. "I'd even buy you a drink if you don't."
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If he was a wiser man, he wouldn't be him.
"And then you caught scent of yourself?"
...Granted, if he were even remotely smart he might have started off a little better, perhaps by saying 'hello, please don't shout my name and please don't stab me I can tell you where your twin is also I'm not possessed anymore' but that's not nearly witty enough and not nearly likely enough to get him stabbed.
"Please don't stab me." There. A remnant of smarts. "I'd even buy you a drink if you don't."