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Fade Rift Mods ([personal profile] faderifting) wrote in [community profile] allthisshitisweird2017-06-24 10:54 pm
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TEST DRIVE MEME!

TEST DRIVE MEME

Maybe you’ve been around for a while, or maybe you’re new to the Inquisition. Maybe you’re new to Thedas, having recently fallen from a tear in reality and been collected by uniformed rescuers. Whoever you are, you’ve been sent to Kirkwall, to an outpost where many of the Inquisition’s members and allies work on some of the biggest mysteries and problems the organization must solve if it’d like to keep the world from ending, where “ending” means “falling under the power of an ancient powerful corrupted being who wants everyone to bow to him as a god.”

And just to be clear, it would like that. It would like that a lot.


I. THE GALLOWS: The Gallows is an island fortress in Kirkwall’s harbor. It’s been home to, in order: Tevinter slaves, a Circle of Magi, a lot of creepy red lyrium, and now the Inquisition, which has occupied the fortress with the provisional Viscount’s blessing. There are walls that still need rebuilding and corners that still need dusting, but for the most part the Inquisition has gotten down to business. There’s space in the stone-floored courtyards to train or spar; or, if your skills don’t lie in the realm of hitting things, there’s a large library and several offices supporting the Inquisition’s areas of research and diplomatic efforts. If you don’t know what to do with yourself, then by all means, ask; someone will definitely be able to put you to work.

II. KIRKWALL: A quick row across the harbor will take you to Kirkwall proper. The city is built into the cliffs, from exclusive and wealthy Hightown at the top to impoverished Darktown in the abandoned mining tunnels below. In the middle is Lowtown, home to taverns, merchants, and plenty of trouble to keep anyone looking for it happy. You’re welcome to spend your free time and your money here—but try not to annoy the locals too much, please, in case their welcome runs out. It’d be a shame to have to pack again so soon after arriving.

III. QUESTING: Barely had time to make yourself at home, did you, before you were sent away from Kirkwall again—but this time on a mission. There’s a rift outside of Markham, pouring demons into the fields, and the Inquisition has been asked to lend a hand. Maybe literally. If you have an anchor embedded in your palm, you’re needed to close the damn thing. If not, maybe you’re here to fight demons or guard against bandits on the road, or to gather samples and take notes on the rift’s location once its closed, or to speak to Markham’s nobility afterwards to make sure that they fully appreciate the Inquisition’s efforts. Regardless, it’s a long trip, so we hope you like campfire cooking and sharing a tent.

IV. SENDING CRYSTAL: Joining the Inquisition gets you access to the very latest in barely-understood magical communication devices—namely, a crystal, small enough to wear around your neck, that will allow you to communicate verbally with anyone else who has one. Or everyone else who has one. Say hello.

V. WILDCARD: The whole of Thedas is yours to explore, from coast to uncharted wilderness. Choose your own adventure!

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[personal profile] serjeant 2017-09-12 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
( One out of three.

As elves go, Seoraj is big: you don't spend the better part of your life in a forge or swinging a two-handed axe and not develop a certain physique to go with it. The fact still remains that he is an elf, and tall for an elf is still all of about 5'9" - even if he'll say 5'10" should you ask him - and broad for an elf is still a bit slimmer than a human of the same height.

His expression, when he catches sight of the boy lurking about, remains mild. He wipes his hands off, taking a moment to find the parcel of letters and packages from where he'd stowed it and sort through it for what had been left for an Antigone. Bit of a surprise that mages know anyone who'll send them mail, if you ask him, but people are not in the habit of asking him his opinion, so that's as is.
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Just a letter.
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[personal profile] bad_thief 2017-09-12 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Fetching a letter isn't exactly as impressive as going and collecting some sort of package of rare books or interesting herbs, but he supposes it will have to do. At least the letter handed over to him is sealed tight- there's no way he can be suspected of opening anyone's mail.

It's tempting just to turn and run now, but as he's no longer a child. A man doesn't just turn and run from a normal, completely harmless conversation, does he? Besides, if Adasse hears about him running like a frightened nug out of the smithy, he won't let Haelan forget about it.]


So... how did you end up with all the post anyway? Blacksmiths don't normally have spare time to give out everyone's letters.

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[personal profile] serjeant 2017-09-12 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
Happened to be overheard saying where I was headed, ( his shrug the shifting of tectonic plates, a suggestion of what elves might have been, once, when they were taller and broader and lived a good deal longer -

it's not hard to imagine to see why Seoraj is, among other things, not hugely popular with the human male populations of the places he passes through.
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'Would you mind--' and I didn't.
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[personal profile] bad_thief 2017-09-12 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
I guess that was... kind of you?

[He pauses, watching the mass of muscles shift in the orange light of the forge. Haelan's trying to work out why someone might volunteer to do that, it's not like travelling across Thedas is safe.

And then he remembers that bit about payment. Ah ha. It all makes sense.]


Doesn't the Inquisition pay their smiths very well?
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[personal profile] serjeant 2017-09-12 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
Looking forward to finding out.

( He's new in these parts, after all. )
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[personal profile] bad_thief 2017-09-12 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
From Val Royeaux, right?

[He's never been. But he's heard it's fancy. Really, really fancy. Fancier than Hightown]

Is it true the houses are covered in gold? Someone told me that, and that the rich people all wear masks all the time. Even when they're eating.

[He's not sure how you can eat through a mask. Orlesians are weird.]