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Fade Rift Mods ([personal profile] faderifting) wrote in [community profile] allthisshitisweird2017-09-30 08:13 pm
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TEST DRIVE MEME!

TEST DRIVE MEME

Maybe you’ve been around for a while, or maybe you’re new to the Inquisition. Maybe you’re new to Thedas, having recently fallen from a tear in reality and been collected by uniformed rescuers. Whoever you are, you’ve been sent to Kirkwall, to an outpost where many of the Inquisition’s members and allies work on some of the biggest mysteries and problems the organization must solve if it’d like to keep the world from ending, where “ending” means “falling under the power of an ancient powerful corrupted being who wants everyone to bow to him as a god.”

And just to be clear, it would like that. It would like that a lot.


I. THE GALLOWS: The Gallows is an island fortress in Kirkwall’s harbor. It’s been home to, in order: Tevinter slaves, a Circle of Magi, a lot of creepy red lyrium, and now the Inquisition, which has occupied the fortress with the provisional Viscount’s blessing. There are walls that still need rebuilding and corners that still need dusting, but for the most part the Inquisition has gotten down to business. There’s space in the stone-floored courtyards to train or spar; or, if your skills don’t lie in the realm of hitting things, there’s a large library and several offices supporting the Inquisition’s areas of research and diplomatic efforts. If you don’t know what to do with yourself, then by all means, ask; someone will definitely be able to put you to work.

II. KIRKWALL: A quick row across the harbor will take you to Kirkwall proper. The city is built into the cliffs, from exclusive and wealthy Hightown at the top to impoverished Darktown in the abandoned mining tunnels below. In the middle is Lowtown, home to taverns, merchants, and plenty of trouble to keep anyone looking for it happy. You’re welcome to spend your free time and your money here—but try not to annoy the locals too much, please, in case their welcome runs out. It’d be a shame to have to pack again so soon after arriving.

III. QUESTING: Barely had time to make yourself at home, did you, before you were sent away from Kirkwall again—but this time on a mission. There’s a rift outside of Markham, pouring demons into the fields, and the Inquisition has been asked to lend a hand. Maybe literally. If you have an anchor embedded in your palm, you’re needed to close the damn thing. If not, maybe you’re here to fight demons or guard against bandits on the road, or to gather samples and take notes on the rift’s location once its closed, or to speak to Markham’s nobility afterwards to make sure that they fully appreciate the Inquisition’s efforts. Regardless, it’s a long trip, so we hope you like campfire cooking and sharing a tent.

IV. SENDING CRYSTAL: Joining the Inquisition gets you access to the very latest in barely-understood magical communication devices—namely, a crystal, small enough to wear around your neck, that will allow you to communicate verbally with anyone else who has one. Or everyone else who has one. Say hello.

V. WILDCARD: The whole of Thedas is yours to explore, from coast to uncharted wilderness filled with bears. Choose your own adventure!

hearher: (ready)

[personal profile] hearher 2017-12-11 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, well. Tobacco needs to be imported. But you could try elfroot? When you smoke it it's supposed to help calm you down.

Then you probably could get some meat, bread, cheese, and vegetables. Not sure it would be the exact same, but we could start. There's a guy who has a shop where he cooks food at the Gallows.
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[personal profile] tagartist 2017-12-11 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Hold the phone. [ That sounds like pot. It can go by whatever name it wants to, but seriously, bless this guy right now because she cares more about that than tobacco. ] Where can I find this elfroot shit because that sounds great.

Mmm, that sounds like work. But I'll give it a shot of finding it all on my own if there's no hero around who has the ability to do all the heavy lifting and let's me just enjoy the fruits of their labor.
hearher: (face on)

[personal profile] hearher 2017-12-11 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
It's all over the place. I have some because I'm a healer. I can offer a bit and see if it has the desired effects?

And as far as the burger, we could see if Colin can help?
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[personal profile] tagartist 2017-12-11 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Are you for real? Are there strings attached to either of these offers, because that'd just be mean, so you're aware.
hearher: (dude)

[personal profile] hearher 2017-12-11 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
None at all. We all need to get along while we live here. If there's no harmony between the Rifters and the Inquisition, then Thedosians who aren't members of the Inquisition have even more reasons to be suspicious of people who had no choice in being here.

That and I am a little curious if elfroot is a bit like what you had back home. I might also ask you questions of what it's like there.
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[personal profile] tagartist 2017-12-11 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ If this didn't have the possibility of a drug attached at the end, she would've fallen asleep halfway through all that. ] You can ask me whatever questions you fuckin' want dude, that is awesome.
hearher: (smile)

[personal profile] hearher 2017-12-11 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
All right. [He grins at that.] So... where are you? I can bring some elfroot over.
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[personal profile] tagartist 2017-12-12 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhh, there are books. They call places like this a library, right? [ She's being a dick, she knows what a library is. ] I'm there.