thranduil oropherion (
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gifts: the real reason for holidays
HAPPY THIRD ANNUAL SATINALIA




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petrana de cedoux
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A rambling letter in chickenscratch handwriting. It contains a list of common turns of phrase, by country. Probably no one diplomatic should ever see this list. Probably it would be best to burn it upon receipt. Probably no one in Orlais actually gets their dick caught in mask holes and uses this as a colloquialism for their foreign policy blunders.
Possibly it's meant a joke. She signs it, so at least it's not one meant at Petra's expense.
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There's also a tiny clinch pick knife perfect for jamming repeatedly into someone’s guts, just. You know. In case.
These are actually signed, because not signing your knife deliveries to political leaders is considered ""shady"" in some circles.
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It is implied, gently, in a note attached to the introduction, that the dressmaker does not know Thranduil is a Rifter, though she is not disinclined to serve them, and that she is particularly clever at designing dresses which may conceal knives and the like, in the Orlesian style.
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A very small tin of delicate rose-flavored candies, shaped into tiny flowers.
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...that does sound like a gift, doesn't it.
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