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Fade Rift Mods ([personal profile] faderifting) wrote in [community profile] allthisshitisweird2017-12-20 08:53 pm
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TEST DRIVE MEME!

TEST DRIVE MEME

Maybe you’ve been around for a while, or maybe you’re new to the Inquisition. Maybe you’re new to Thedas, having recently fallen from a tear in reality and been collected by uniformed rescuers. Whoever you are, you’ve been sent to Kirkwall, to an outpost where many of the Inquisition’s members and allies work on some of the biggest mysteries and problems the organization must solve if it’d like to keep the world from ending, where “ending” means “falling under the power of an ancient powerful corrupted being who wants everyone to bow to him as a god.”

And just to be clear, it would like that. It would like that a lot.

PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS TDM FEATURES SNOW.


I. THE GALLOWS: The Gallows is an island fortress in Kirkwall’s harbor. It’s been home to, in order: Tevinter slaves, a Circle of Magi, a lot of creepy red lyrium, and now the Inquisition, which has occupied the fortress with the provisional Viscount’s blessing. There are walls that still need rebuilding and corners that still need dusting, but for the most part the Inquisition has gotten down to business. There’s space in the stone-floored courtyards to train or spar, currently covered in snow and ice; or, if your skills don’t lie in the realm of hitting things, there’s a large library and several offices supporting the Inquisition’s areas of research and diplomatic efforts, currently very cold. If you don’t know what to do with yourself, then by all means, ask; someone will definitely be able to put you to work. In the snow!

II. KIRKWALL: A quick row across the near-freezing harbor will take you to Kirkwall proper. The city is built into the cliffs, from exclusive and wealthy snow-dusted Hightown at the top to impoverished Darktown in the abandoned mining tunnels below, where discarded waste is presently frozen into slushy brown ice. In the middle is Lowtown, home to taverns, merchants, and plenty of trouble to keep anyone looking for it happy. And a lot of snow. You’re welcome to spend your free time and your money here—but try not to annoy the locals too much, please, in case the Inquisition's welcome runs out. It’d be a shame to have to pack up and leave in all this snow.

III. QUESTING: Barely had time to make yourself at home, did you, before you were sent away from Kirkwall again—but this time on a mission. There’s a rift outside of Denerim, in the snow, pouring demons into the snowy fields, and the Inquisition has been asked to lend a hand. Maybe literally. If you have an anchor embedded in your palm, you’re needed to close the damn thing. If not, maybe you’re here to fight demons or guard against bandits on the snow-covered road, or to gather samples out of the snow and take notes on the rift’s location once its closed, or to speak to prominent locals (in the snow) afterwards to make sure that they fully appreciate the Inquisition’s efforts. Regardless, it’s a long trip, so we hope you like campfire cooking and sharing a tent. And snow.

IV. SENDING CRYSTAL: Joining the Inquisition gets you access to the very latest in barely-understood magical communication devices—namely, a crystal, small enough to wear around your neck, that will allow you to communicate verbally with anyone else who has one. Or everyone else who has one. Say hello.

There is no snow on the crystal, unfortunately.

V. WILDCARD: The whole of Thedas is yours to explore, from coast to uncharted wilderness filled with bears, and did we mention that there is snow? Anyway: choose your own adventure!

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[personal profile] hwaaaitsme 2018-01-01 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
"You!" Loki called to the redhead in the armor. There were precious few people in this market--oh certainly, it was packed to the gills, elves and dwarves meandering to and fro, clogging the street, getting in his way, not respecting his clear position as their better. It was all very frustrating--and she was the first person of authority he'd spied. He waded up to her, through the sea of miscreants, and extended a hand to bar her path.

He was dressed well but not in a fashion he thought was overtly ostentatious (it was). His dark hair was askew, slightly, but not terribly ruffled by forging his path through the rabble. All in all, he looked rather like a put upon business-man which, on all accounts, was not a terrible assessment of him.

"Thank gods," he uttered and tugged his robe to straighten out the lines of the front of it. "I cannot seem to find anyone of any competence in this place. Tell me, which way to the livery, I must requisition a palaquin and slaves--ah, correction, servants to tow it. I cannot continue wandering these paths by foot."
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[personal profile] didifuckingstutter 2018-01-01 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
With a cocked eyebrow, and a huff, she crossed her arms across her chest, and put on her best scowl. The one known to make grown men soil themselves. His flippant disregard for his "servants" put her on edge immediately, but his rudeness made her clench her jaw and turn to face him.

"And what exactly, is wrong with these streets, Messaire? They are well paved, and kept safe by the guard." She rested her hand on her pommel, and shifted her weight to get right in his face. "I hope there is not a problem. I do so much hate problems."
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[personal profile] hwaaaitsme 2018-01-07 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Of course there is a problem," Loki answered, clearly confused that she could not see the issue as it trundled along all around them. He was not so crass that he would gesture to them, but he did give her a pointed look as he withdrew his arm and tugged his robes back into their perfect lines.

"One that I am attempting to solve by way of hiring men," he clarifies and is certain to stress that he is hiring and not purchasing them, people here were rather quick to anger when it came to the subject of slavery. Then again, they were a rather backwards lot, so that hardly continued to surprise him.

"Do you know where I might acquire a palanquin or shall I locate a guardsman who does? I've no problem paying for your time, if that is your concern."