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Fade Rift Mods ([personal profile] faderifting) wrote in [community profile] allthisshitisweird2018-02-21 08:03 pm
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TEST DRIVE MEME

TEST DRIVE MEME

Maybe you’ve been around for a while, or maybe you’re new to the Inquisition. Maybe you’re new to Thedas, having recently fallen from a tear in reality and been collected by uniformed rescuers. Whoever you are, you’ve been sent to Kirkwall, to an outpost where many of the Inquisition’s members and allies work on some of the biggest mysteries and problems the organization must solve if it’d like to keep the world from ending, where “ending” means “falling under the power of an ancient powerful corrupted being who wants everyone to bow to him as a god.”

And just to be clear, it would like that. It would like that a lot.


I. THE GALLOWS: The Gallows is an island fortress in Kirkwall’s harbor. It’s been home to, in order: Tevinter slaves, a Circle of Magi, a lot of creepy red lyrium, and now the Inquisition, which has occupied the fortress with the provisional Viscount’s blessing. There are walls that still need rebuilding and corners that still need dusting, but for the most part the Inquisition has gotten down to business. There’s space in the stone-floored courtyards to train or spar; or, if your skills don’t lie in the realm of hitting things, there’s a large library and several offices supporting the Inquisition’s areas of research and diplomatic efforts. If you don’t know what to do with yourself, then by all means, ask; someone will definitely be able to put you to work.

II. KIRKWALL: A quick row across the harbor will take you to Kirkwall proper. The city is built into the cliffs, from exclusive and wealthy Hightown at the top to impoverished Darktown in the abandoned mining tunnels below. In the middle is Lowtown, home to taverns, merchants, and plenty of trouble to keep anyone looking for it happy. You’re welcome to spend your free time and your money here—but try not to annoy the locals too much, please, in case their welcome runs out. It’d be a shame to have to pack again so soon after arriving.

III. QUESTING: Barely had time to make yourself at home, did you, before you were sent away from Kirkwall again—but this time on a mission. There’s a rift outside of Markham, pouring demons into the fields, and the Inquisition has been asked to lend a hand. Maybe literally. If you have an anchor embedded in your palm, you’re needed to close the damn thing. If not, maybe you’re here to fight demons or guard against bandits on the road, or to gather samples and take notes on the rift’s location once its closed, or to speak to Markham’s nobility afterwards to make sure that they fully appreciate the Inquisition’s efforts. Regardless, it’s a long trip, so we hope you like campfire cooking and sharing a tent.

IV. SENDING CRYSTAL: Joining the Inquisition gets you access to the very latest in barely-understood magical communication devices—namely, a crystal, small enough to wear around your neck, that will allow you to communicate verbally with anyone else who has one. Or everyone else who has one. Say hello.

V. WILDCARD: The whole of Thedas is yours to explore, from coast to uncharted wilderness filled with bears. Choose your own adventure!

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[personal profile] mousquetaire 2018-02-25 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Just as he puts his foot down, the flask skids beneath it and d'Artagnan's leg ends up in the air. He trips sideways, catching himself against the table of a very disgruntled merchant. Several wares skitter to the ground, and he hastily grabs them - along with the thing that made him slip in the first place. ]

My apologies, Monsieur. [ He says qucikly, before turning to find the face of the girl who'd cried out. Catching sight of her, he smiles wryly, and comes over to her with the flask in hand. He holds it out, lifting an eyebrow. ]

Something tells me this is yours, Mademoiselle?
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[personal profile] knowsherway 2018-02-25 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Eponine has to work to hide a smirk, because judging from the look on the merchant's face, it wouldn't be well-received. She isn't one to appear abashed, but she does her best to put on a somewhat apologetic expression. It's probably not a very good effort, however. ]

It is, m'sieur; it fell from my bag. I did not mean for you to slip on it.

[ Because, after all, one does not simply let flasks fall to the ground with the sole intent that a person might slip on them, right? Right. ]

It would be more valuable if I had something to fill it with.

[ Preferably something stronger than water. ]
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[personal profile] mousquetaire 2018-02-28 01:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ D'Artagnan hands it back over. His smile remains wry. ]

It doesn't seem to me that liquor is very hard to come by here.

[ He casts an uncertain look at the town around him. It's different from anything he knows, and yet so much is the same. These streets could be the streets of Paris, though not the areas he likes to frequent. Every town has an underbelly, and he seems to have found his way to it. ]

I don't know this place well, but it's a market. I'll admit to being glad to hear someone call me monsieur. It's not a word most of them seem to know.
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[personal profile] knowsherway 2018-03-02 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
No? That is a good thing, then!

[ And she makes a mental note to see if she can't find some of that for herself. Not that she needs more, because she has imbibed too much in her time. ]

Of course, to make full use of a market, one must have money. [ Which is to say she's too used to having none, making this place not really a place for her. Still, she can look, unless the police come to chase her off. ]

Do you like that, then?

[ It is nice to encounter someone else who is familiar with the language. ]
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[personal profile] mousquetaire 2018-03-07 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ D'Artagnan smiles at her. ]

More than you know. This world breaks all the rules. It's good to hear something familiar. Enough that I'd like to talk further, if I may. Perhaps I could solve your problem.

[ He gestures vaguely at the street around them, full as it is of taverns. He has no idea of women frequent them. That might not be socially acceptable. After all, it wouldn't be in Paris. But this is clearly not Paris, and he thinks he'll take the risk, if it gets him more of this girl's time. ]

What is Mademoiselle's pleasure? I don't have much, but I can spare a drink or two.