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Fade Rift Mods ([personal profile] faderifting) wrote in [community profile] allthisshitisweird2018-02-21 08:03 pm
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TEST DRIVE MEME

TEST DRIVE MEME

Maybe you’ve been around for a while, or maybe you’re new to the Inquisition. Maybe you’re new to Thedas, having recently fallen from a tear in reality and been collected by uniformed rescuers. Whoever you are, you’ve been sent to Kirkwall, to an outpost where many of the Inquisition’s members and allies work on some of the biggest mysteries and problems the organization must solve if it’d like to keep the world from ending, where “ending” means “falling under the power of an ancient powerful corrupted being who wants everyone to bow to him as a god.”

And just to be clear, it would like that. It would like that a lot.


I. THE GALLOWS: The Gallows is an island fortress in Kirkwall’s harbor. It’s been home to, in order: Tevinter slaves, a Circle of Magi, a lot of creepy red lyrium, and now the Inquisition, which has occupied the fortress with the provisional Viscount’s blessing. There are walls that still need rebuilding and corners that still need dusting, but for the most part the Inquisition has gotten down to business. There’s space in the stone-floored courtyards to train or spar; or, if your skills don’t lie in the realm of hitting things, there’s a large library and several offices supporting the Inquisition’s areas of research and diplomatic efforts. If you don’t know what to do with yourself, then by all means, ask; someone will definitely be able to put you to work.

II. KIRKWALL: A quick row across the harbor will take you to Kirkwall proper. The city is built into the cliffs, from exclusive and wealthy Hightown at the top to impoverished Darktown in the abandoned mining tunnels below. In the middle is Lowtown, home to taverns, merchants, and plenty of trouble to keep anyone looking for it happy. You’re welcome to spend your free time and your money here—but try not to annoy the locals too much, please, in case their welcome runs out. It’d be a shame to have to pack again so soon after arriving.

III. QUESTING: Barely had time to make yourself at home, did you, before you were sent away from Kirkwall again—but this time on a mission. There’s a rift outside of Markham, pouring demons into the fields, and the Inquisition has been asked to lend a hand. Maybe literally. If you have an anchor embedded in your palm, you’re needed to close the damn thing. If not, maybe you’re here to fight demons or guard against bandits on the road, or to gather samples and take notes on the rift’s location once its closed, or to speak to Markham’s nobility afterwards to make sure that they fully appreciate the Inquisition’s efforts. Regardless, it’s a long trip, so we hope you like campfire cooking and sharing a tent.

IV. SENDING CRYSTAL: Joining the Inquisition gets you access to the very latest in barely-understood magical communication devices—namely, a crystal, small enough to wear around your neck, that will allow you to communicate verbally with anyone else who has one. Or everyone else who has one. Say hello.

V. WILDCARD: The whole of Thedas is yours to explore, from coast to uncharted wilderness filled with bears. Choose your own adventure!

pati: DNT (006. ❚)

[personal profile] pati 2018-04-01 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
This is like second weirdest thing that's ever happened to me.

So far. I think it has the potential to add some things that become number one weirdest, but just coming to another world is second so far.
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[personal profile] mousquetaire 2018-04-01 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well then, I have to ask what the first weirdest thing is.

That's so far, obviously. We'll revisit that once you've seen more of this place.

[ Magic, monsters, actual giants. All of that is here. What could she have encountered that's more strange than that? ]
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[personal profile] pati 2018-04-01 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
It's like a lot of lead up and story. I'm really not going to bore you with those details.

Just know it's weird, but not cooler than this.

I think.
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[personal profile] mousquetaire 2018-04-01 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ P...ause. ]

Not cooler. Are you cold?

[ What are you talking about with your weird modern languageisms? ]

It was freezing where I arrived, I'll give you that.
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[personal profile] pati 2018-04-01 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
No. ( She's laughing trying to say no. ) Are you... you're serious?

Cool, dude. As in you're not lame. Or weird. Like you're just kind of awesome but in a way that isn't super loud. It's just... cool. Interesting?

I've seriously never had to try to define this without a dictionary before. Why is this so hard to put into words?
Edited 2018-04-01 23:33 (UTC)