[Even without knowing that the crystal is at present under a pillow, Jester starts yelling at her crystal. Maybe enough to get through feathers?]

We're BURNING! We're burning! I will tell you what I do, if you tell me what you do! I am not ashamed! The first thing I do is, I find really nice scented oil. The nicest that I can find. And I rub that on my horns so they are all shiny and pretty and they smell good...

Okay, your turn.