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crystal malfunction memevent
crystals get fucked
(a meme slash tiny game event)
(a meme slash tiny game event)
The Inquisition’s sending crystals are typically very reliable and not susceptible to accidental transmissions or misdelivered messages. They’re also fairly limited in function and security.
The latter is something that researchers in Skyhold are working to address, when they have the time. Unfortunately, one of them—maybe a little angry about having to work alone on First Day, maybe day drinking while she does so—has now made some significant errors while meddling with proposed improvements. And from the beginning of the day on Wintermarch 1, the sending crystals will start behaving badly:
The problems will start out sporadic enough to seem insignificant or like probable user errors, but grow increasingly common as the day wears on, until the issue is identified and corrected at Skyhold in the early hours of Wintermarch 2 and the tipsy researcher disciplined accordingly.
This meme/event is game canon. You can decide among yourselves if there’s something you would rather try out for fun with no consequences and/or retcon after the fact, as always, but unless otherwise established by players, this is really happening. Threads done in this post can count toward activity rewards.
Additionally, this specific post is for open top-levels that anyone can tag and threadjack. Think TFLN in style/format, missing pants optional. Don’t post closed or locked conversations here. If you want to do specific misfires with specific people, you can use inboxes. You can also post to the rookery comm if you want to use the event for a more visible gamewide open post.
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a failed attempt at privacy, of course
This is hardly the fucking time.
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failed private,
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private; but like janky private that you can assume went public if at any point you wanna jack
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Have you been at the Asgards?
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[directed away:] Are you certain this one's mine? [a muffled response.] Well, it's just said it remembers my naked body, or something—I'm not, it really did.
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byerly <-> isaac switcheroo
p. much the same
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i know i need to be tagging you elsewhere instead but nO
this is perfect
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[distantly, amorously]
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I suppose you would know.
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I am always willing to take advice.
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[presently, deadpan]
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an echo.
Private
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[ who is this, period ]
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[ Weird. And if he’d known her growing up, it might be weirder. But he didn’t, so whatever. ]
Have you tried removing clothes?
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[In the voice of An Expert.]
First, you should borrow this book that I have, it is called Tusk Love. And then you should read it, cover to cover, and very quickly, but not too quickly because you want to make sure that you are really taking everything in and learning all of what it has to teach you.
It is a romance. It is very, very sexy. And I promise, you will kiss so many sexy captains if you read Tusk Love and use it as like, a model for your life.
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echo;
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1/2
2/2
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[echos]
[ Despite the words, the tone is warm and more amused than irritated. ]
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[echos]
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Bear fat is requested specifically as it carries over less taste. Produces a superior lubricant.
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oops put it in the wrong place
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[Cutting right in the middle of this important message.]
I tell you this so you can make the most educated decision: by all accounts, the Maker wasted a good asshole when he put teeth in that mouth.
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—cause he’s used to praise every time he summons something without choking on his—
[ And then he switches helpfully to the trade tongue to curse, and stays there. ]
—fucking tongue, and even if he had Enchanter Sotiria probably would have called it a daring new technique and made me try it.
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