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Fade Rift Mods ([personal profile] faderifting) wrote in [community profile] allthisshitisweird2019-01-22 11:09 pm
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TEST DRIVE MEME

TEST DRIVE MEME

While in some alternate, tidier timeline, the War against the Elder One ended years ago, you're not in that timeline. It's 9:45 and there's a war raging in northern Orlais between the Inquisition and its allies and the army of demon-bound Wardens, Red Templars, Venatori loyalists, and darkspawn Corypheus has amassed over the last four years. Rifts are still scattered across the continent, periodically spitting out strangers from strange worlds with green-glowing anchors embedded in their hands. There's no Herald of Andraste to save Thedas. Someone else is going to have to do it.

Under the leadership of the Herald's advisory council and Seeker Pentaghast, the Inquisition remains in Skyhold and manages an army of thousands. But you're not going to Skyhold. You've been assigned to the Inquisition's outpost in Kirkwall, one occupying an island fortress called the Gallows—formerly a Circle of Magi, more formerly a prison for slaves, but the Inquisition has done a good job removing the more grotesque reminders of that past and making the place livable.

Maybe it's an honor; they're doing important work. Maybe it's an insult; they're rumored to be a lot of weirdos and troublemakers. Or maybe you're a rifter and just going where the nice people with swords tell you that you need to go.


I. THE GALLOWS: Welcome to the Inquisition. Here's a broom, and there's a mess: a shattered window, a splintered pile of wood where a wardrobe was thrown out that window into the frost-encrusted courtyard, a whole shelf of jars containing rat hearts and deathroot and other miscellanea that exploded like firecrackers. The Gallows doesn't house much in the way of a cleaning staff, so it's up to whoever doesn't have anything better to do, and whether you like it or not, at the moment that person is you.

The source of the mess—an apparent invasion of ghostly spirits—has already been dealt with, but a door might still slam, and the shards of glass might still rattle. It's harmless, though. Probably.

II. KIRKWALL: The Marquis d'Lussard is very heavy, as you discover when it becomes your job to fetch him from the Hanged Man, where his sightseeing tour has ended in a drinking contest that he decidedly lost. Now he's swinging between unconsciousness and mumbled drinking songs, apparently a hugger when he has control of his arms, and heavy. He's also, diplomatically speaking, worth his weight in gold, so getting him back to the Gallows' guest quarters in one piece is worth the effort.

That means making your way through the streets of Lowtown and down to the Gallows at night, on ice-patched streets, with a masked Orlesian nobleman whose entire slumping, singing presence screams please rob me blind. Try to resist any and all urges to drop him into things, including ditches, uncovered drops into Darktown, and the harbor.

III. THE WAKING SEA: The island is too small to have a name, a dot of land off of Kirkwall's Wounded Coast that's traditionally only seen use by fishermen who wanted a guarantee they wouldn't be hassled for a few days. But in more recent years, it's been a permanent home to someone, people say, until the last few months, when the nightly fires stopped appearing. Nervous whispers from the coastal bandits and explorers who ventured out to see if its resident left anything worth stealing have reached the ears of Provisional Viscount Bran Cavin, and as a personal favor to him, the Inquisition is sending a couple of people to have a look.

And here's what you're looking at: a rocky, sandy stretch of land with a few dozen scraggly trees, each of them decorated with dolls in various styles, in various states of decay. All of them give off energy—some friendly, some malevolent, some despairing—and if you're very quiet, it's possible they whisper. Or maybe that's the wind through the masts of a nearby shipwreck. Either way, they're definitely home to bound spirits, and probably more than one spider.

There are more in the wooden hut at the island's center, which is also where the bones and tattered robes of the island's former occupant can be found. (There's no sign of blood magic or ill intent. Just a lot of dolls. Everyone needs a hobby.) Box them, burn them, have a funeral or don't. As long as someone can tell the Viscount that he doesn't have to add an island of possessed dolls to Kirkwall's list of tourist attractions/nightmare fuel, the mission will be a success.

IV. SEND A MESSAGE: Each member of the Inquisition (or rifter, or ally) is assigned a blue crystal, small enough to wear around the neck, that can transmit voice messages, as well as an enchanted book tied to that crystal that can be used to exchange written messages. They're secure enough to discuss the war, if you'd like to get down to business, but loosely controlled enough to ask a question or play a game with only a few rolled eyes from people who hate fun.

V. WILDCARD: From the Gallows' library to the pirate islands off the coast, from Hightown's high-priced market stalls to the frostbitten frontlines of the war, Thedas is yours to explore.

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[personal profile] valosatredum 2019-01-23 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Heh, don't I know it. Last time I tried to relax, a bar fight broke out and I had to help arrest the worst of them. Couldn't have one fucking night off..." Flashing a tired smile at the barmaid, she shrugs."And...I'll go with a pint of the standard ale. As long as it's not the dwarven stuff, I'm not picky." Maybe it's a surfacer thing, but she could never understand the appeal of the booze her underground kin consumed.
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[personal profile] krem 2019-01-24 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Why not the dwarven stuff?" Krem asks curiously, after she has received her drinks. He tried it once (and only once) when Iron Bull got a bug up his butt about proving his favorite brand of liquid nastiness was even stronger, and to this day he is fairly sure it almost killed him. Good stuff.
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[personal profile] valosatredum 2019-01-24 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Grabbing her drink as soon as it arrives, she treats herself to a swig. Watered-down, as expected, but she'll not complain. The question prompts a headshake and a faint grimace as memories resurface. "Ever tried the stuff? It's like dwarven liquor was made on a dare. The only thing to recommend it is the strength, and if you're not looking to get hammered, then there's no point. Good booze just doesn't come from fungus, that's one thing humans have gotten right."

Taking another sip, she settles back in her chair and looks him over. "The name's Runa...Sergeant Corday, if I'm needed for guard work. You don't seem like a bloke who'd start trouble, though I'm guessing you can end it when when need be." With armor like that, he seems more than capable even in such a relaxed setting.
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[personal profile] krem 2019-01-25 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Krem laughs again, this time a bit hardier. "Fair enough," he acquiesces. She is right, and as someone who does drink to just get hammered like that sometimes when he's not the one anywhere near watch or the Chargers win a good ass fight, he can admit that. "Always try to forget it's made with mushrooms." See, this is why he likes wine best!

He grins, though. He'll start trouble quick enough when he's getting paid to do it, but the Inquisition isn't likely to pay him to stir up shit around Kirkwall's city guard, so she doesn't need to know that. "Cremisius Aclassi," he returns, though he has definitely already filed her name away as Sarge, because working with the Chargers for so long has made him practically allergic to referring to anyone by their actual names. "I go by Krem, though." Less of a mouthful, and less Tevinter-sounding. "And thanks." He leans against the table. "So how's the guard? Seems like they can't possibly pay you enough for the shit that goes on in this city."
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[personal profile] valosatredum 2019-01-26 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
The Tevinter flavoring of his name doesn't go unnoticed, but nor does she seem to mind. The Hanged Man sees all types, and that of an easygoing merc is common enough not to to raise any red flags on its own. "I like 'Krem', it's faster." Short and to the point, like a certain dwarf.

She chuckles dryly at the question in between sips, unwinding a little more with each one. "What, you haven't heard that we get a mansion each in Hightown? Complete with a swimming pool filled with the gold coins, for when mere water isn't enough. It's an easy life, I tell ya.

...nah, the pay sucks for all the hours and amount of shit we have to put up with. I think the nobles expect the Inquisition to deal with the worst problems; and fair enough, I wouldn't know what to do about demons and whatever. But we still have plenty of smaller problems and most of them don't just go away because of what's happening in the wider world."
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[personal profile] krem 2019-01-27 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
"That's fair," he muses. Sounds terrible to him. Sounds basically like the kind of life he'd have had if it weren't for an ass of a medic and the Iron Bull.

He considers for a moment, and then not for the first time decides he's glad it all happened to him anyway. If only because this way he actually has a prayer of affording some Hightown gold-filled mansion, though not exactly any day soon.

"Is it better or worse, with the Inquisition outpost here?" Call it morbid curiosity. The Inquisition attracts chaos, but it also does its share of good: as someone who was never in Kirkwall before any of this, he has to wonder which outweighs the other for someone who presumably was.
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[personal profile] valosatredum 2019-01-28 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Runa's brow furrows as she actually considers that rather than firing off the first smartass comment that comes to mind. "...yes to both? They cleaned up the Gallows, and no one thought that would ever be anything other than a tainted craphole ever again." Not that she's going to go over and take a stroll because it's still creepy and not her jurisdiction. "People aren't a panicked mess because they know the Inquisition will deal with any army that shows up.

But...on the other hand, the Inquisition also brings in all those people with glowing green hands, and all that weird magic has people wondering if they're going to see another big explosion, sooner or later. Plus, some of those people are from beyond the Fade, so doesn't that mean they're demons?" She quirks an eyebrow at him. "What do you make of them? Got any good stories?"
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[personal profile] krem 2019-01-29 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Krem's shrugs. "Can't say I know too much about the Fade," he hedges, reaching up to scratch at his jawline. Might seem strange to outsiders for a Vint not to know his way around that kind of magical business, but it's not like Fade theory was part of the curriculum for a tailor's kid. Even in the army he'd been trained to fight enemies like the Qunari or to deal with rebellions: if you had a spirit or shade problem you called on Magisters, not foot-soldiers. Everything he knows about demons he learned outside the Imperium, and frankly, Bull had steered them clear of that sort of thing for his own comfort as often as possible. "But they're not like any demons I've ever encountered. They just seem like people to me. Bit weird, though, I'll give you that."

The next question makes him smile: boy does he have some ridiculous tales of what the Chargers have gotten up to, working for this crazy organization.

"They're a good lot, far as I've seen," he's fairly confident in that assessment. The Chargers had been with the Inquisition long enough that he'd stopped waiting for the other shoe to drop some time ago. They really are out to save the world, and when they help it's because people need saving, not because they profit. Sometimes they even do it at a loss, crazy bastards. "But I've certainly been to some ridiculous places for them in the past couple years." He looks down into his glass, suppressing a grin as he thinks which one might be funniest with the least context. "We went after a demon once, slippery bugger, it could look like anybody. Was giving the folks in Redcliffe a hell of a time figuring out who was over for dinner, if you know what I mean. We got it eventually, but there's just something unsettling about catching yourself with your trousers down."