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Fade Rift Mods ([personal profile] faderifting) wrote in [community profile] allthisshitisweird2019-01-22 11:09 pm
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TEST DRIVE MEME

TEST DRIVE MEME

While in some alternate, tidier timeline, the War against the Elder One ended years ago, you're not in that timeline. It's 9:45 and there's a war raging in northern Orlais between the Inquisition and its allies and the army of demon-bound Wardens, Red Templars, Venatori loyalists, and darkspawn Corypheus has amassed over the last four years. Rifts are still scattered across the continent, periodically spitting out strangers from strange worlds with green-glowing anchors embedded in their hands. There's no Herald of Andraste to save Thedas. Someone else is going to have to do it.

Under the leadership of the Herald's advisory council and Seeker Pentaghast, the Inquisition remains in Skyhold and manages an army of thousands. But you're not going to Skyhold. You've been assigned to the Inquisition's outpost in Kirkwall, one occupying an island fortress called the Gallows—formerly a Circle of Magi, more formerly a prison for slaves, but the Inquisition has done a good job removing the more grotesque reminders of that past and making the place livable.

Maybe it's an honor; they're doing important work. Maybe it's an insult; they're rumored to be a lot of weirdos and troublemakers. Or maybe you're a rifter and just going where the nice people with swords tell you that you need to go.


I. THE GALLOWS: Welcome to the Inquisition. Here's a broom, and there's a mess: a shattered window, a splintered pile of wood where a wardrobe was thrown out that window into the frost-encrusted courtyard, a whole shelf of jars containing rat hearts and deathroot and other miscellanea that exploded like firecrackers. The Gallows doesn't house much in the way of a cleaning staff, so it's up to whoever doesn't have anything better to do, and whether you like it or not, at the moment that person is you.

The source of the mess—an apparent invasion of ghostly spirits—has already been dealt with, but a door might still slam, and the shards of glass might still rattle. It's harmless, though. Probably.

II. KIRKWALL: The Marquis d'Lussard is very heavy, as you discover when it becomes your job to fetch him from the Hanged Man, where his sightseeing tour has ended in a drinking contest that he decidedly lost. Now he's swinging between unconsciousness and mumbled drinking songs, apparently a hugger when he has control of his arms, and heavy. He's also, diplomatically speaking, worth his weight in gold, so getting him back to the Gallows' guest quarters in one piece is worth the effort.

That means making your way through the streets of Lowtown and down to the Gallows at night, on ice-patched streets, with a masked Orlesian nobleman whose entire slumping, singing presence screams please rob me blind. Try to resist any and all urges to drop him into things, including ditches, uncovered drops into Darktown, and the harbor.

III. THE WAKING SEA: The island is too small to have a name, a dot of land off of Kirkwall's Wounded Coast that's traditionally only seen use by fishermen who wanted a guarantee they wouldn't be hassled for a few days. But in more recent years, it's been a permanent home to someone, people say, until the last few months, when the nightly fires stopped appearing. Nervous whispers from the coastal bandits and explorers who ventured out to see if its resident left anything worth stealing have reached the ears of Provisional Viscount Bran Cavin, and as a personal favor to him, the Inquisition is sending a couple of people to have a look.

And here's what you're looking at: a rocky, sandy stretch of land with a few dozen scraggly trees, each of them decorated with dolls in various styles, in various states of decay. All of them give off energy—some friendly, some malevolent, some despairing—and if you're very quiet, it's possible they whisper. Or maybe that's the wind through the masts of a nearby shipwreck. Either way, they're definitely home to bound spirits, and probably more than one spider.

There are more in the wooden hut at the island's center, which is also where the bones and tattered robes of the island's former occupant can be found. (There's no sign of blood magic or ill intent. Just a lot of dolls. Everyone needs a hobby.) Box them, burn them, have a funeral or don't. As long as someone can tell the Viscount that he doesn't have to add an island of possessed dolls to Kirkwall's list of tourist attractions/nightmare fuel, the mission will be a success.

IV. SEND A MESSAGE: Each member of the Inquisition (or rifter, or ally) is assigned a blue crystal, small enough to wear around the neck, that can transmit voice messages, as well as an enchanted book tied to that crystal that can be used to exchange written messages. They're secure enough to discuss the war, if you'd like to get down to business, but loosely controlled enough to ask a question or play a game with only a few rolled eyes from people who hate fun.

V. WILDCARD: From the Gallows' library to the pirate islands off the coast, from Hightown's high-priced market stalls to the frostbitten frontlines of the war, Thedas is yours to explore.

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[personal profile] inkindled 2019-01-24 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[His face twists into a small and incredulous monster-face, but he manages not to say anything to this liar..

For now, he manages.]


And what happens when you get bored?
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[personal profile] wont_be_me 2019-01-26 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I find something to amuse myself with.

[ Or someone whatever. ]
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[personal profile] inkindled 2019-01-26 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah? Maker forbid you get bored and have to find something else to amuse yourself with.

Umm-- [He huffs a thoughtful sigh.] I don't know. What d'you like? How am I supposed to know what's going to be a good trade for this stupid answer?

I've got... a rock.
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[personal profile] wont_be_me 2019-01-28 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
A rock... No.

[ Also: no! ]

I want things like money, jewelry, ammunition, medicine, liquor, smoke, etcetera.

[ She rattles that off rapidly. She knows exactly what she'll take and she has these kinds of conversations with people often. ]

Things people want.

[ Things she can use to get other things that she wants. ]
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[personal profile] inkindled 2019-01-28 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[lady pls]

It's the answer to a riddle that we're bargaining for, yeah? Not the keys to the Winter sodding Palace.

[Like let's just all adjust our expectations, okay.]

It's a rock of gold. Does that help it any?
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[personal profile] wont_be_me 2019-01-28 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
It's not uncommon to wager on little games.

[ Her tone is airy. She is not doing anything unreasonable or manipulative why would you ever even insinuate that gosh! ]

I accept. One gold rock, one riddle answer. When do I get it?
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[personal profile] inkindled 2019-01-28 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[...oh.]

Two hours. Or, I dunno. When do I get my answer?
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[personal profile] wont_be_me 2019-01-28 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Two hours.

[ Oh boy she can't wait. ]
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[personal profile] inkindled 2019-01-28 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
The riddle won't even be fun anymore in two hours.

[More grumbling just to grumble. Really, Matthias is casting about in his dormitory room for some sign of the rock.]</small.
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[personal profile] wont_be_me 2019-01-28 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
That isn't my problem. Just show up.

[ I mean, even without the rock it would amuse her deeply to get someone to come trundling out to meet her for fuck all reason. ]
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[personal profile] inkindled 2019-01-29 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[He makes a little hm-m sound, something to suggest that he's sarcastically impressed by her attitude.

But he's not saying no.]


Going to tell me where to meet you? Or isn't that your problem?
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[personal profile] wont_be_me 2019-01-30 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It's my invitation, of course the impetus is on me.

[ As though she is a beacon of manners and social acumen......... ]

I'll meet you at the docks.
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[personal profile] inkindled 2019-01-31 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, the impetus.

[Lady Fancy Rich Lady with the big words!

Bu-ut... Matthias does show up at the docks, in two hours. Well. A little late, but that's not precisely his fault. He's wearing clothes that are slightly too small for him, a shirt that doesn't cover his wrists and a cloak with a hemline that's just a little too short, and then slightly oversized leather armor on top of it--all of it borrowed from Inquisition stock and donned with great pride. And he's got the gold rock, in a pouch at his belt. Not that it's immediately obvious.

Once he's arrived, he looks around for the figure most likely to have used the words of course the impetus is on me--perhaps even used them unironically--in a conversation.]