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Fade Rift Mods ([personal profile] faderifting) wrote in [community profile] allthisshitisweird2019-01-22 11:09 pm
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TEST DRIVE MEME

TEST DRIVE MEME

While in some alternate, tidier timeline, the War against the Elder One ended years ago, you're not in that timeline. It's 9:45 and there's a war raging in northern Orlais between the Inquisition and its allies and the army of demon-bound Wardens, Red Templars, Venatori loyalists, and darkspawn Corypheus has amassed over the last four years. Rifts are still scattered across the continent, periodically spitting out strangers from strange worlds with green-glowing anchors embedded in their hands. There's no Herald of Andraste to save Thedas. Someone else is going to have to do it.

Under the leadership of the Herald's advisory council and Seeker Pentaghast, the Inquisition remains in Skyhold and manages an army of thousands. But you're not going to Skyhold. You've been assigned to the Inquisition's outpost in Kirkwall, one occupying an island fortress called the Gallows—formerly a Circle of Magi, more formerly a prison for slaves, but the Inquisition has done a good job removing the more grotesque reminders of that past and making the place livable.

Maybe it's an honor; they're doing important work. Maybe it's an insult; they're rumored to be a lot of weirdos and troublemakers. Or maybe you're a rifter and just going where the nice people with swords tell you that you need to go.


I. THE GALLOWS: Welcome to the Inquisition. Here's a broom, and there's a mess: a shattered window, a splintered pile of wood where a wardrobe was thrown out that window into the frost-encrusted courtyard, a whole shelf of jars containing rat hearts and deathroot and other miscellanea that exploded like firecrackers. The Gallows doesn't house much in the way of a cleaning staff, so it's up to whoever doesn't have anything better to do, and whether you like it or not, at the moment that person is you.

The source of the mess—an apparent invasion of ghostly spirits—has already been dealt with, but a door might still slam, and the shards of glass might still rattle. It's harmless, though. Probably.

II. KIRKWALL: The Marquis d'Lussard is very heavy, as you discover when it becomes your job to fetch him from the Hanged Man, where his sightseeing tour has ended in a drinking contest that he decidedly lost. Now he's swinging between unconsciousness and mumbled drinking songs, apparently a hugger when he has control of his arms, and heavy. He's also, diplomatically speaking, worth his weight in gold, so getting him back to the Gallows' guest quarters in one piece is worth the effort.

That means making your way through the streets of Lowtown and down to the Gallows at night, on ice-patched streets, with a masked Orlesian nobleman whose entire slumping, singing presence screams please rob me blind. Try to resist any and all urges to drop him into things, including ditches, uncovered drops into Darktown, and the harbor.

III. THE WAKING SEA: The island is too small to have a name, a dot of land off of Kirkwall's Wounded Coast that's traditionally only seen use by fishermen who wanted a guarantee they wouldn't be hassled for a few days. But in more recent years, it's been a permanent home to someone, people say, until the last few months, when the nightly fires stopped appearing. Nervous whispers from the coastal bandits and explorers who ventured out to see if its resident left anything worth stealing have reached the ears of Provisional Viscount Bran Cavin, and as a personal favor to him, the Inquisition is sending a couple of people to have a look.

And here's what you're looking at: a rocky, sandy stretch of land with a few dozen scraggly trees, each of them decorated with dolls in various styles, in various states of decay. All of them give off energy—some friendly, some malevolent, some despairing—and if you're very quiet, it's possible they whisper. Or maybe that's the wind through the masts of a nearby shipwreck. Either way, they're definitely home to bound spirits, and probably more than one spider.

There are more in the wooden hut at the island's center, which is also where the bones and tattered robes of the island's former occupant can be found. (There's no sign of blood magic or ill intent. Just a lot of dolls. Everyone needs a hobby.) Box them, burn them, have a funeral or don't. As long as someone can tell the Viscount that he doesn't have to add an island of possessed dolls to Kirkwall's list of tourist attractions/nightmare fuel, the mission will be a success.

IV. SEND A MESSAGE: Each member of the Inquisition (or rifter, or ally) is assigned a blue crystal, small enough to wear around the neck, that can transmit voice messages, as well as an enchanted book tied to that crystal that can be used to exchange written messages. They're secure enough to discuss the war, if you'd like to get down to business, but loosely controlled enough to ask a question or play a game with only a few rolled eyes from people who hate fun.

V. WILDCARD: From the Gallows' library to the pirate islands off the coast, from Hightown's high-priced market stalls to the frostbitten frontlines of the war, Thedas is yours to explore.

shri: (» we know now we won't go)

[personal profile] shri 2019-02-06 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
I take it you are new to the city? And the Gallows?
bleidd: (aard.)

[personal profile] bleidd 2019-02-06 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
i am. still adjusting to the new surroundings.

[ And definitely not seeing if there is an exit. A portal brought him here, surely there could be one that could take him back. ]
shri: (» make the rain come)

[personal profile] shri 2019-02-06 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ SHE TRIED GERALT, SHE TRIED SO HARD, BUT IT JUST TAKeS YOU TO THE STUPID FADE, AND THEN EVERYONE GETS MAD AT YOU BECAUSE 'WE TOLD YOU THAT WOULDN'T WORK' AND 'YOU NEARLY GOT US ALL KILLED' AND 'LAKSHMI STOP JUMPING OFF CLIFFS'. ]

A rifter?
bleidd: (ydren.)

[personal profile] bleidd 2019-02-06 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ ON THE ONE HAND AWESOME, BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY REALLY HATES PORTALS. ON THE OTHER HAND, THIS IS WHY HE WORKS ALONE. NO ONE WILL YELL AT YOU WHEN YOU DO STUPID SHIT, NOT UNTIL THEY FIND YOUR BROKEN AND BLOODY DUMBASS BODY LATER. ]

that is what they called me. though i prefer a witcher.
shri: (» you were sharp as a knife to get me)

[personal profile] shri 2019-02-06 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
They like to call us that, it makes them feel a bit better if we are an altogether something else and then they can put it out of their mind when people fall out of the sky.

But have a care on your old positions, they do not like it much when you hang too hard on them.
bleidd: (igni.)

[personal profile] bleidd 2019-02-06 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
i am familiar with how people react to something altogether strange to them.

it is what i am, not a position i hold.


[ Well, no. It is both position and what he is, technically. ]
shri: (» and if that's true)

[personal profile] shri 2019-02-06 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
They've stopped calling us demons quite so much, but it still happens, from time to time.

Then I urge you to be especially careful. They definitely do not like it when something truly is made different.
bleidd: (quen.)

[personal profile] bleidd 2019-02-06 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
it is no worse than what i have been called on occasion.

they will do as most do. cry out mutant, freak, and still ask my aid when a monster is destroying their flocks and slaughtering their children.
shri: (» oh I'll leave you for dead)

[personal profile] shri 2019-02-06 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
Neither, but it does make the shopping annoying.

A hunter of monsters? Are you a Knight?


[ Haha, Lakshmi no one thinks its funny. ]
bleidd: (ydren.)

[personal profile] bleidd 2019-02-06 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
you'll always find someone who cares more about gold than the person giving it to them.

no, just a witcher. a professional monster hunter.
shri: (Default)

[personal profile] shri 2019-02-08 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
That would as it turns out make you a very particular kind of Knight where I come from.

But you are well met, Witcher, then. There are plenty here that are glad for an extra pair of hands to work as long as it doesn't complain too much.
bleidd: (thunderbolt.)

[personal profile] bleidd 2019-02-10 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The irony being he has been knighted before, though quickly abandoning those duties for more important things. ]

where you come from must not need my kind if knightly duties include the hunting of monsters.

as luck would have it i have never been known to complain much. and you may call me geralt, if you wish, geralt of rivia.