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Fade Rift Mods ([personal profile] faderifting) wrote in [community profile] allthisshitisweird2019-07-24 07:02 pm
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TEST DRIVE MEME

TEST DRIVE MEME

While in some alternate, tidier timeline, the War against the Elder One ended years ago, you're not in that timeline. It's 9:45, and there's a war raging in northern Orlais, where the Chantry, aided by the Inquisition, marshalling Orlais and the faithful of Southern Thedas into a new Exalted March against the army of demon-bound Wardens, Red Templars, Venatori loyalists, and darkspawn Corypheus has amassed over the last four years. Rifts are still scattered across the continent, periodically spitting out strangers from strange worlds with green-glowing anchors embedded in their hands. There's no Herald of Andraste to save Thedas. Someone else is going to have to do it.

You're part of (or allied with, recently hired by, imprisoned by, etc.) a new organization that's an offshoot of the Inquisition, dubbed Riftwatch, that consists mainly of the otherworldly new arrivals, rebels and Wardens, and other people who want to prevent the apocalypse without necessarily marching under the Chantry's banner to do it. Their headquarters is an island fortress called the Gallows—formerly a Circle of Magi, more formerly a prison for slaves, but its new occupants have done a good job removing the more grotesque reminders of that past and making the place livable.

Maybe you're here because you want to help. Maybe you need the money (though there isn't much of it). Maybe you acquired an anchor and sticking around is the only way to prevent your hand from falling off. Maybe you've been sent by the Chantry or some other entity to keep an eye on everyone—they're rumored to be a lot of weirdos and troublemakers. Or maybe you're a new rifter and just going where the nice people with swords tell you that you need to go.


I. KIRKWALL: Even when enormous evil darkspawn are trying to take over the known world and you and your colleagues might be the only ones who can truly stop him, you can't work all the time. And when you aren't working, Kirkwall is there for you with its dingy Lowtown taverns, its flashy Hightown establishments, its market stalls and street musicians and cellars hosting gamblers. (Or maybe you can work all the time, and you're in the city to do some official shopping, try to spy on a suspicious character, or show a potential financial backer a good time.)

II. THE PLANASCENE FOREST: West of Kirkwall lies the Planascene forest. As far as enormous, ancient forests go, it's fairly small, but still large enough to disappear in if you aren't careful. And someone hasn't been careful. A merchant en route to deliver raw materials to the Gallows has gone missing somewhere on the road, and you're one of the lucky short-straw-drawers sent to find them. Or whatever is left of them. There are Dalish in the woods—mean ones, rumor has it—as well as Thedas' typical unnaturally aggressive wolves and bears, steep drops and hidden traps left behind by hunters, and at least one group of vicious bandits.

III. THE DEEP ROADS: The ground beneath Thedas is threaded with cavernous ancient roads, once used by the dwarves to traverse the continent, now largely abandoned by anyone except roving bands of darkspawn. Unfortunately for everyone, this abandonment and inhospitality make them an excellent way to travel unnoticed beneath everyone else's feet, which is why you're currently engaged in a skirmish with a gang of snarling, corrupted genlocks, or trying to cross a narrow stone bridge without thinking about how bottomless the dark beneath it seems to be.

IV. SEND A MESSAGE: Each member of Riftwatch (or rifter, or ally) is assigned a blue crystal, small enough to wear around the neck, that can transmit voice messages, as well as an enchanted book tied to that crystal that can be used to exchange written messages. They're secure enough to discuss the war, if you'd like to get down to business, but loosely controlled enough to ask a question or play a game with only a few rolled eyes from people who hate fun.

V. WILDCARD: From the Gallows' library to the pirate islands off the coast, from Hightown's high-priced market stalls to the bloody frontlines of the war, Thedas is yours to explore.

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Tavin | native

[personal profile] taxonomy 2019-07-25 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
kirkwall
There's little reason for a man in Tavin's line of work to bother with Kirkwall, at least these days now that the Dalish clan who'd gathered have long since-- well they're gone and Tavin is here now until he can go out to do what he does or to look over things in the Gallows. Which is the only reason to find yourself in Kirkwall which is no Nevarra, obviously, no Orlais, not even a Ferelden; there's little wildlife to interest yourself in by a city that hasn't been hopelessly sullied by the people about him.

And the people...

"That's all I'm asking," he's saying, politely of course, a hint of strain to the smile as he tries to get his point across to the two guards who'd clearly rather not be dealing with him. "If you hear anything matching that description that I be told. I can help."

Tavin is gangly. Unarmed. No armour on him. They've every right to appear dubious about such a claim from a stranger.

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Riftwatch then-- I'd wonder if you'd do me the great honour or the courtesy or however you deem fit to judge it, that's not for me to decide to tell me about the most interesting creatures you've come across in your travels.

Not your fellows. They're hardly interesting, not to me at any rate.

And it doesn't have to be with Riftwatch though before and after the appearance of the rifts helps greatly! Their behaviours, appearance, anything you'd care to share would be tremendously appreciated.

wildcard
[or choose your adventure with a scholar/researcher/zoologist out of Nevarra and I'll go with it]
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[personal profile] extortionate 2019-07-25 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
What counts for a creature?

[ shame he already killed the easy joke. probably beats six cracks on fereldan. ]
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[personal profile] taxonomy 2019-07-25 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[You break his heart, but alas this is par for the course. The warnings when he said he was joining Riftwatch--]

As in something you wouldn't say was human, elf, dwarf, Qunari. Especially for the elves, I know those slanderous works of alleged academia that have come out of Orlais since around the time of the war...

[Which is another story, the University allowing such nonsense to be published but it is Orlais, there are no standards there.]

I mean animals! From the nugs to hounds to quillbacks to dragons-- anything that you might have seen that you believe qualifies! The tales that I've heard in recent months and years my dear fellow, you can understand the excitment can't you?
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[personal profile] extortionate 2019-07-29 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure. [ that’s a familiar volume of words. ] You think we've got new animals?
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[personal profile] taxonomy 2019-07-30 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Not new, necessarily although--

[Hang on he's writing down notes and no he didn't just yell in alarm at almost upending ink over the papers he's more organised, he'd never--]

That's a hotly debated matter at the best of times, after all where do we draw the line between a wolf and a wolf that's come down with the Blight and how truly different they are? If it's the same with this then you and I will very well be at the Maker's side by the time such a thing is close to being put to bed which is why I need all the information I can for those who follow us. And to put forward a case as best I can either way.
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[personal profile] extortionate 2019-08-24 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ try that again: ]

So you think we've got animals that may or may not be new.
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[personal profile] inkindled 2019-07-25 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Stripey nug with two butts.
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[personal profile] taxonomy 2019-07-25 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor creature, the difficulties it must have gone through...was it in the wild or a pet? The way they move, it would be easy prey in the wild, they're picked off quick enough as is.

[If his sister put someone up to this...well he wouldn't put it past her. Even from her comfy bedroom in Nevarra.]
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[personal profile] inkindled 2019-07-26 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
The wild. Dunno anyone that actually has a nug for a pet. Or has a pet, really. But you don't need to worry about its fate, mate, it was doing all right for itself when I saw it.
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[personal profile] taxonomy 2019-07-26 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Doesn't the spymaster have them as pets? I was sure I heard that though I could be mistaken but they're popular in Orlais, fashions being what they are. I shouldn't complain, they aren't killing them.

[Well, they might. Eventually. He's never followed up on that.]

Where did you see it? Was it in the vicinity of a rift by chance?
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[personal profile] inkindled 2019-07-26 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
What, like, the spymaster, the big grand one of the Inquisition? She might, but as I said, I dunno anyone that has 'em as a pet. I don't know the spymaster.

Wasn't near any rift, though. You don't mean to say that they might be mutating?
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[personal profile] taxonomy 2019-07-28 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
It was a topic of some discussion last I was in Orlais, different circles you understand but it did start a trend and then there were debates over the particular breed and-- [He'll stop himself, this isn't the right sort of nug to be talking about, this person doesn't even know owners or the spymaster he'll have to find someone else to check those out.]

That's part of the reason I'm here at all; these rifts are entirely new, there's so little we know about the Veil, about the Fade, what can we say about what it might do to birds and beasts or what lives in water if a rift opened over river or sea? There's every chance it could be impacting them in some way.
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[personal profile] inkindled 2019-07-28 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[wait what

Matthias' pause had first been sort of bewildered and scornful. Now it begins, slowly, to turn toward misgiving. After a moment of listening, he breaks in.]


You're having me on. Like there might actually be beasts out there, double-arsed? Or--worse?
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[personal profile] taxonomy 2019-07-29 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Or worse is-- well do you mean worse for you? For the - shall we stick with nug for the sake of the discussion? - nug in question? Or both? Much like the rest of us absent a few factions and bad actors they assuredly did not ask for this but they have no mouth to speak with.

[What if they have two mouths, better write that down in the theories column.]

The Blight, after all, does terrible things to wildlife that has the misfortune to be swept up in it. Why not this? There's no good reason why it should be any different honestly.
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[personal profile] inkindled 2019-07-30 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Worse for all of us, I reckon. Nugs, and me, and you and-- Maker's balls. I was having a joke, right, I didn't actually think nugs were out there getting all scrambled up and jumbled back together again.

What's the worst you've seen of the Blight in this? Like--having its way with some creature. Or heard about, I s'ppose, if you've not seen firsthand.
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[personal profile] taxonomy 2019-07-31 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Well two-headed animals are more common than you'd think, most of them simply don't survive. Or a few with five legs that I was studying for a time on a few farms but I was young, I wasn't so set in my methods. [Wait...wait did he--] Oh. You-- you didn't. I see.

[how could this happen to me.mp3]

Having its way or having its way those are two similar but different questions and another line of study to be opened up. I've seen odd behaviour in birds by a rift that I did get to observe, flight patterns that changed and flight patterns, migrations, those are set and we've known them for an incredibly long time. Heightened aggression I believe. Which would make sense: look how all of us are behaving and we have more understanding of what's going on.
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kirkwall c-c-combobreaker.

[personal profile] poleaxed 2019-07-25 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
A few things to note about this. One, strongarms versus this scrawny little dustmop. Secondly, he looks a bit out of sorts. Three, he don't seem to be getting anywhere. Shame, really. Probably. Well. Whoever knows these days, but it's made Jone curious.

She wanders up to him, another imposing figure, tall and armed and clearly having seen battle more than a little. And she smiles. If smiles can be polite, hers isn't.

"What're you lookin' for, now? Imagine folk who aren't on the payroll to do sommat else'll likely be more, ah... receptive, yeah?"

It's just common sense.
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[personal profile] taxonomy 2019-07-28 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Dear Bogdan you were right, never come to Kirkwall, he's composing it in his head as he takes in the stranger who-- well fine, this is exactly the sort of person Tavin might hire for expeditions, has hired, if not for the accent but usually he's the one organising things, not entirely out of his element.

He's been too long anywhere that's not wherever they're from (Ferelden, they have to be Ferelden, it's been a few years since he went but the accent was a slap when he did arrive) so parsing it-- right. Right and of course the guards are leaving because they've had the opportunity and he will not sigh at that, that would be a disservice to them and to this lady here.

"A particular sort of giant spider that's been spotted about the area, mostly towards Sundermount of course." You know of course because that's jsut what everyone would know Tavin. "I wanted to know if they've encroached closer to Kirkwall proper or if they're about the general Planasene area."
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[personal profile] poleaxed 2019-07-28 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's not what she was expecting. That's what you get for hoping someone's just lost their pet dog. The world's always weirder than you think. Usually, sometimes, occasionally, the pay compensates.

Hopefully.

"I..." Jone's brow furrows. "I've not been in this bloody city long enough to count it, honest. Could look for you, but... it's sort of outta my way."

Pay me.
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[personal profile] taxonomy 2019-07-29 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh his dog is safely in Nevarra, family kennels because some dogs that people frequently mistake for long-coated small horses aren't well-suited to his line of work and he couldn't afford to replace them anyway. And well, dogs tend to scare off the wildlife. Or eat them. Or both.

It's why you don't hire the Fereldens who bring their dogs everywhere with them, they demand a lot of reimbursing and don't take your conclusions for the betterment of science in the spirit they're meant.

"How far out of your way? You look to be accustomed to travel," he indicates to her garb because why else would anyone wear that in the city absent attachment to the guard, gestures in a Sundermount direction. Sort of. Sundermount adjacent there's a lot of great heaving Kirkwall in the way. "I prefer not to talk terms in a city I don't know well, can we do both or is there somewhere we might go?"

Don't let me be mugged for this my brother will never let me get over it. And the horse will know. Somehow.
poleaxed: fight; angry; hand (now nothing gets in)

[personal profile] poleaxed 2019-07-29 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, fucking fantastic. This might be profitable. She nods, because his terms are hardly a burden. She grins, and nods toward a street that leads to a tavern she's fond of. "The Happy Basilisk's plenty good for a chat. As for my dress, well, shite, it's all I got. Only just ended up in the city; you'll 'scuse me for not having fancy digs to go along with."

I'm poor, pay me, pay me.
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[personal profile] taxonomy 2019-07-31 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"The Happy Basilisk! What a wonderful name and I meant absolutely no disrespect about what you're wearing, if that's how it came across I apologise it's that you look like the sort I'm of person I'd be looking for." Maker, Andraste, help him in his hour of need and not get punched in the throat by someone who reminds him not only of hirelings but the soldiering sort that tend to be around the family home, there to trip over when you come home.

Tavin falls into step easy enough, a long stride for long legs, spidery hands flapping about as he goes. Some unfortunate soul walking past him narrowly avoids one to the face. "Some of the armour I've seen - I'm assuming Riftwatch, I can't imagine a Kirkwall guard salary pays well and there are tales, some more salacious than others - is all flash, no substance. Doesn't fare well in the field. Have you seen what happens when an alpha wyvern spies his reflection in the breeding season in a polished silverite breastplate?"

Tavin why do you sound gleeful about wondering if someone else has?