Party Banter Meme

[faderifting]

In the Dragon Age games, as you travel Thedas with your best pals, they have a lot of short conversations about politics, the weather, butts, etc. So this is the Fade Rift equivalent, in four easy steps!

1. Imagine your characters are on a very long walk toward a mission objective, or on a very long walk back after kicking ass, or standing guard together, or gathering herbs, or working in the library late at night, or something. Anything sort of boring that might make people want to have a dumb conversation just to break things up a bit.

OPTIONAL ASSISTANT: Since so many people reported being out of it, we made a random generator to help you come up with some general banter prompts for your top-levels.

2. Post a few remarks your character might say (similar to TFLN, except spoken out loud and less ridiculous and sexy, maybe. maybe not. we don’t know your life) while passing the time.

3. Tag around to reply to those general remarks or to start new/wildcard conversations! Threads should be pretty short and involve minimal action; there’s no need to turn anything into a big production. Multiperson threads are encouraged. Series of conversations between the same two characters occurring on different days are also encouraged.

4. Gather up all of your little conversation snippets like a bouquet and keep them forever, because they’re game canon. Banter threads can't be used for Base AC, but do count towards AC Rewards points.

Comments

Jenny Lou

[windyvoice]

1. Sooooooooooo... Do the dragons, like, talk?

2. [ just incessant humming. ]

3. That mask shit is kinda cool. It's like I'd totally be a wild asshole too if I could just swap my face out, ya know?

4. Dare ya to lick the demon goo after the next rift.

5. WILDCARD

1

[esquive]

They're lizards.

[windyvoice]

Yeaaaah? And? Do they talk or what?

[esquive]

Have you met many chatting salamanders?

[windyvoice]

Nah, but I know somebody who's brother got a quest from a talking turtle.

[esquive]

[Rifters.]

They don't speak.

[windyvoice]

Dragons or turtles? Cus like I'm pretty sure I just gave you irrefutable proof that some turtles definitely talk.

[esquive]

Neither does here.

[windyvoice]

You sure? Cus I don't see any irrefutable proof.

3.

[bouchonne]

[ Cheerfully and without malice: ]

Why, you're halfway there without one.

[windyvoice]

Only halfway? Damn, I gotta step up my game.

[bouchonne]

You really do. Half-ass nothing, dear girl.

[ Bbbut just so we get the facts straight - ]

You don't just switch your mask out at will, however.

[windyvoice]

Why not?

[bouchonne]

Because those aren't the rules.

[windyvoice]

There's rules for masks? Is it some class signifier? I bet it's a class signifier. Hey, fast question, does the guillotine exist yet?

[bouchonne]

[ ??? ]

The presence of a mask at all is a class signifier, yes. But the precise mask has to do with family bloodline.

[windyvoice]

Wow, you could steal someone's whole ass identity with just a mask.

4

[wythersake]

You first.

[windyvoice]

Already did. Tastes like batteries.

i haven't fixed icons yet so this is what you get

[wythersake]

Uh-huh. Let me see your tongue.

less cursed

[windyvoice]

Is that a pick up line? Cus like you're waaaaaaaaay too old for me.

[wythersake]

Ancient beyond measure.

[windyvoice]

Don't worry, you don't look a day over three thousand.

[wythersake]

You ought to tell the Provost that.

[windyvoice]

Get fucked. Dude's a high elf.