allthisshitisweird | Party Banter Meme

In the Dragon Age games, as you travel Thedas with your best pals, they have a lot of short conversations about politics, the weather, butts, etc. So this is the Fade Rift equivalent, in four easy steps!

1. Imagine your characters are on a very long walk toward a mission objective, or on a very long walk back after kicking ass, or standing guard together, or gathering herbs, or working in the library late at night, or something. Anything sort of boring that might make people want to have a dumb conversation just to break things up a bit.

OPTIONAL ASSISTANT: Since so many people reported being out of it, we made a random generator to help you come up with some general banter prompts for your top-levels.

2. Post a few remarks your character might say (similar to TFLN, except spoken out loud and less ridiculous and sexy, maybe. maybe not. we don’t know your life) while passing the time.

3. Tag around to reply to those general remarks or to start new/wildcard conversations! Threads should be pretty short and involve minimal action; there’s no need to turn anything into a big production. Multiperson threads are encouraged. Series of conversations between the same two characters occurring on different days are also encouraged.

4. Gather up all of your little conversation snippets like a bouquet and keep them forever, because they’re game canon. Banter threads can't be used for Base AC, but do count towards AC Rewards points.

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Yes you--oh. I thought you were someone else.

[ She didn't. ]

Nevermind.

Much better. Be more careful next time, hmm?

I will, particularly when I don't have anyone else around to watch my back.

I meant be more careful not to mis-identify your rescuer.

Maybe you should be more careful, unless you want to be mistaken for a hero more often.

Ugh. Please don't use that word around me unless you are specifically referring to someone who ended a Blight.

Good person, then?

I suppose I can stomach that word.

Two.

Very well, you little pedant, I suppose I can stomach those two words. Ugh. It's things like this that make me lament that other individual looking out for you.