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Fade Rift Mods ([personal profile] faderifting) wrote in [community profile] allthisshitisweird2020-04-24 01:58 pm
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TEST DRIVE!

TEST DRIVE MEME

While in some alternate, tidier timeline, the War against the Elder One ended years ago, you're not in that timeline. It's 9:45, and there's a war raging in northern Orlais, where the Chantry, aided by the Inquisition, marshalling Orlais and the faithful of Southern Thedas into a new Exalted March against the army of demon-bound Wardens, Red Templars, Venatori loyalists, and darkspawn Corypheus has amassed over the last four years. Rifts are still scattered across the continent, periodically spitting out strangers from strange worlds with green-glowing anchors embedded in their hands. There's no Herald of Andraste to save Thedas. Someone else is going to have to do it.

You're part of (or allied with, recently hired by, imprisoned by, etc.) a new organization that's an offshoot of the Inquisition, dubbed Riftwatch, that consists mainly of the otherworldly new arrivals, rebels and Wardens, and other people who want to prevent the apocalypse without necessarily marching under the Chantry's banner to do it. Their headquarters is an island fortress called the Gallows—formerly a Circle of Magi, more formerly a prison for slaves, but its new occupants have done a good job removing the more grotesque reminders of that past and making the place livable.

Maybe you're here because you want to help. Maybe you need the money (though there isn't much of it). Maybe you acquired an anchor and sticking around is the only way to prevent your hand from falling off. Maybe you've been sent by the Chantry or some other entity to keep an eye on everyone—they're rumored to be a lot of weirdos and troublemakers. Or maybe you're a new rifter and just going where the nice people with swords tell you that you need to go.


I. THE CROSSROADS: This month, Riftwatch members are spending most of their free time in the Crossroads, a pocket of magic-infused reality that connects a network of magic-mirror portals, called Eluvians, that are scattered across Thedas. The roads between them have mostly crumbled, but sometimes the magic can be manipulated or a series of interconnected eluvians can allow reaching one of the ruined buildings or bridges that now hang like floating islands in the distance. The portion being explored now is also densely populated by spirits trying to fulfill some ancient purpose—which apparently largely entails annoying or embarrassing everyone they come across.

II. THE WESTERN FRONT: Riftwatch is no longer part of the Inquisition or directly engaged in the war that it, the Chantry's faithful Exalted Marchers, and Orlais are fighting against an invading Tevinter and Ander force in northern Orlais. But frequently enough, Riftwatch's business—delivering helpful intelligence, spending quality time with prisoners of war that might have information, assisting soldiers with a rift they've found too close to their camps, or passing through on the way somewhere else—requires spending time in camps. After a year, with the weather turning cold and a dragon occasionally hurtling overhead to breathe a few bursts of chaos onto the army in its sleep, morale is middling at best. But there's space around the campfires if you need it.

III. KIRKWALL: Even when enormous evil darkspawn are trying to take over the known world and you and your colleagues might be the only ones who can truly stop him, you can't work all the time. And when you aren't working, Kirkwall is there for you with its dingy Lowtown taverns, its flashy Hightown establishments, its market stalls and street musicians and cellars hosting gamblers. Or maybe you can work all the time, and you're in the city to do some official shopping, try to spy on a suspicious character, or show a potential financial backer a good time.

IV. SEND A MESSAGE: Each member of Riftwatch (or rifter, or ally) is assigned a blue crystal, small enough to wear around the neck, that can transmit voice messages, as well as an enchanted book tied to that crystal that can be used to exchange written messages. They're secure enough to discuss the war, if you'd like to get down to business, but loosely controlled enough to ask a question or play a game with only a few rolled eyes from people who hate fun.

V. BANTER: Sometimes the walk is long, the herb-cutting is dull, or the watchtower is quiet, and there's nothing to do but talk to the person next to you. So say something.

VI. WILDCARD: From the Gallows' library to the pirate islands off the coast, from Hightown's high-priced market stalls to the bloody frontlines of the war, Thedas is yours to explore.

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[personal profile] murderbaby 2020-11-03 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I am no cartographer, but... You've never heard of Ferelden?

[Squint.]

Show me your hands.
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[personal profile] lettenhove 2020-11-03 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ said hands, which had been gripping his lute case, gently set his case down and are spread out in front of him. it's only then that he notices the marks now there. he gasps, shaking them dramatically, as if it might dislodge what he sees there. ]

What- What the fuck!?
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[personal profile] murderbaby 2020-11-03 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Massaging his temples, now.] That would explain it.
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[personal profile] lettenhove 2020-11-03 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
No- No. This does not explain anything! [ panicking definitely now. ] Melitele's tits, what is going on?
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[personal profile] murderbaby 2020-11-03 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You have been transported to another plane of existence. The shard in your hand cannot be removed.

[A beat.]

That may not settle your nerves, mind.
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[personal profile] lettenhove 2020-11-03 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ jaskier hears "shard," "transported," and "another plane of existence" but he just stands there because his mind is still working out what all that might mean. he wasn't even aware of other planes. sort of. he knows that mages sometimes use portals to cross vast differences, but as far as he knows, that's like opening up a hole in one place and another in a different place. he's never really though of what happens between the two.

this is so not his territory. it's one thing to be a witcher's travel companion, to expose one's self to death by monster attack. but meddling with magic? it's happened to him once already and he doesn't want to experience that again. ]


You're serious. Fuck. Are there no mages or anything? Why me?
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[personal profile] murderbaby 2020-11-03 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Even more dryly,] With this face, could I be anything else but serious?

[No, Mhavos, that isn't helping. This man is afraid and confused. A sigh.] Apologies. It can be a hard transition. There are mages, but they haven't yet found a solution to the problem.
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[personal profile] lettenhove 2020-11-03 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Hoh- [ he leans forward to try and clear his head and calm himself a bit. this may just be worse than the time with the djinn. where's geralt when he needs him? oh yes, far away probably still avoiding his destiny and thinking jaskier is nothing more than a nuisance who follows him around, shovelling the shit that makes his life worse. jaskier doesn't want to think about geralt.

no.

this will not do. if even mages can't seem to figure out a solution, jaskier will have to just get more information somehow.

after catching his breath and swallowing down a bit of vomit that threatens to escape him, he slowly stands back up, grits his teeth, and nods. ]


Right. Right, there's a story here, and I want to know more about it. You seem to have been here a while. Where is the nearest village and does it have an ealdorman? Or, possibly someone with some books about all... [ he spreads his hands, making a dramatic gesture. ] This?
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[personal profile] murderbaby 2020-11-03 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mhavos cocks his head to the side.] I've moonlighted as a librarian before. Though currently we are not in a place with records adequate to this... century. But I will help you with whatever research you need to do, once we're out of the Crossroads.
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[personal profile] lettenhove 2020-11-03 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm better with history anyway. It can often provide insights into the current state of affairs.

[ already, jaskier is thinking about history, but it's the history of his own world. here is quite different. then, mhavos says something that makes him cock his own head to the side. ]

Out of them? What do you mean by that?
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[personal profile] murderbaby 2020-11-03 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, that is the primary function of historiography.

[Mhavos gesture to the... everything around them.] The crossroads. A sort of shortcut, an liminal space of magic. Thus all the bloody wisps.