Fade Rift Mods (
faderifting) wrote in
allthisshitisweird2020-10-11 04:40 pm
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BANTER MEME!


In the Dragon Age games, as you travel Thedas with your best pals, they have a lot of short conversations about politics, the weather, butts, etc. So this is the Fade Rift equivalent, in four easy steps!
1. Imagine your characters are on a very long walk toward a mission objective, or on a very long walk back after kicking ass, or standing guard together, or gathering herbs, or working in the library late at night, or something. Anything sort of boring that might make people want to have a dumb conversation just to break things up a bit. Or something not boring! Banter in the middle of combat is fine too.
2. Post a few remarks your character might say (similar to TFLN, except spoken out loud and less ridiculous and sexy, maybe. maybe not. we don’t know your life) while passing the time.
3. Tag around to reply to those general remarks or to start new/wildcard conversations! Threads should be pretty short and involve minimal action; there’s no need to turn anything into a big production. Multiperson threads are encouraged. Series of conversations between the same two characters occurring on different days are also encouraged.
4. Gather up all of your little conversation snippets like a bouquet and keep them forever, because they’re game canon. Banter threads can't be used for Base AC, but do count towards AC Rewards points.
OPTIONAL GAME: We're playing BINGO. Complete a row/column/diagonal for 10 extra AC bonus points. The threads for each square will need to have at least 5 tags from you to qualify, as usual, and you can't use one thread for multiple squares. You can submit them on your AC comment labeled as B1, I2, etc., to claim the points. If you're very dedicated and get bingo more than once, you can claim the bonus more than once, but not more than five times.

Edgard. (Look how brave I am, going first)
2. I know, tell me three things about you, but one of them isn't true. Then I'll guess.
3. I knew at some point this was going to come up.
4. Wildcard me
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3, RE marcoulf
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Really? We're doing this right now?
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I have a son. I had never seen the ocean before I came through the Rift, and I am very fond of my father-in-law.
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laura kint.
2. ...I think you are lying to see if I will believe you.
3. Please put it away. It smells very bad.
4. No, the griffons dislike me.
5. Wildcard.
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Why would I do that?
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Byerly Rutyer
2. Truth or dare?
3. Do you believe in the Maker?
4. [ wildcard ]
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mhavos dalat.
B. If someone shot an arrow through me just now, I would not notice. I would think it another mosquito.
C. Fine, fine, I'll show you how to balance a tray while hopping on one foot later.
D. Yes, yes. The more expensive the mask... the itchier.
E. Wildcard.
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jone of denerim.
B. Mhmm... We're being followed.
C. If we die out here, let's make sure our corpses get posed real mysterious like. Give whoever finds 'em a real think.
D. Look, look, don't believe what any cunt says, you're dead lovely, just don't go on about it.
E. Wildcard.
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bastien.
2. What is your favorite place in Kirkwall?
3. If the Qunari decide to take Thedas while we are fighting amongst ourselves, what do you think they will make you do?
4. [ Wildcard! ]
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They will not.
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1 - athessa
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kostos averesch.
2. Didn’t they sacrifice most of their own people to summon demons? [ Or you/your, if someone has the misfortune of being a Warden. ]
3. If we could give them Orlais and know they would leave everywhere else alone, I would not see the problem.
4. [ Wildcard! ]
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john silver.
2. You need to wear longer sleeves, so there's some easy place to hide the card.
3. I've heard nothing but good things, though it's always possible I've been talking to the wrong people.
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athessa.
2. [ Whispering: ] This place looked uh — a lot bigger from out there.
3. You know, there are...other ways to get my attention.
4. [ wildcard. ]
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madi.
2. What do you see as the purpose of Riftwatch?
3. Can you conceive of a world without a Chantry?
4. [ wildcard. ]
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Oh, corral some useful heretics in one location, keep us all too occupied to run.
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derrica.
2. Where did you hear that?
3. Wait, the ties are all askew. Let me fix them before we go back out.
4. [ wildcard ]
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ellis.
2. [ soft whistling ]
3. I don't think that's how it's spelled.
4. [ wildcard ]
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aleksei ar waslyna o bearhold.
2. They won't notice. They haven't even looked this way all evening.
3. The list says three pigs and a fine goat. So which of them looks to be fine?
4. [ wildcard ]
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I'd take any to dinner, but none to a show.
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lucien.
2. Are you certain you meant to ask me, and not some other mustachioed gentleman?
3. [ wildcard. ]
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sister sara sawbones
2. Next masked sand scrubber calls me Sister Poupée is gonna get their tendon's cut with the cheese knife.
3. For all the fuss over it, the facial hair on the surface is a bit...
4. [ WILDCARD. ]
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Jenny Lou
2. I wanna say we should just steal all the wine and fuck off, but that probably wouldn't be great for resolving tensions.
3. Hey, don't look around too much, there's somebody following us.
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Sol Noon
2. Had a mate give me a book he found off a magister once. Never quite got the jist of it, but it made for an interesting read all things considered.
3. Roll over here. You're shivering enough to bring the tent down on us.
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You must look at the spines.
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