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Fade Rift Mods ([personal profile] faderifting) wrote in [community profile] allthisshitisweird2021-02-07 07:33 pm
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TEST DRIVE MEME!

TEST DRIVE MEME

While in some alternate, tidier timeline, the War against the Elder One ended years ago, you're not in that timeline. It's 9:46, and there's a war raging in northern Orlais, where the Chantry, aided by the Inquisition, marshalling Orlais and the faithful of Southern Thedas into a new Exalted March against the army of demon-bound Wardens, Red Templars, Venatori loyalists, and darkspawn Corypheus has amassed over the last four years. Rifts are still scattered across the continent, periodically spitting out strangers from strange worlds with green-glowing anchors embedded in their hands. There's no Herald of Andraste to save Thedas. Someone else is going to have to do it.

You're part of (or allied with, recently hired by, imprisoned by, etc.) a new organization that's an offshoot of the Inquisition, dubbed Riftwatch, that consists mainly of the otherworldly new arrivals, rebels and Wardens, and other people who want to prevent the apocalypse without necessarily marching under the Chantry's banner to do it. Their headquarters is an island fortress called the Gallows—formerly a Circle of Magi, more formerly a prison for slaves, but its new occupants have done a good job removing the more grotesque reminders of that past and making the place livable.

Maybe you're here because you want to help. Maybe you need the money (though there isn't much of it). Maybe you acquired an anchor and sticking around is the only way to prevent your hand from falling off. Maybe you've been sent by the Chantry or some other entity to keep an eye on everyone—they're rumored to be a lot of weirdos and troublemakers. Or maybe you're a new rifter and just going where the nice people with swords tell you that you need to go.

OOC: We post Test Drives fairly infrequently! But current players are strongly encouraged to track new top-level comments to the post so they don't miss new arrivals, and new folks should not be shy about commenting just because the post has been up for a while.


I. KIRKWALL: Even when enormous evil darkspawn are trying to take over the known world and you and your colleagues might be the only ones who can truly stop him, you can't work all the time. And when you aren't working, Kirkwall is there for you, with its dingy Lowtown taverns, its flashy Hightown establishments, its market stalls and street musicians and underground network of old mining tunnels inhabited by the disenfranchised and a few violent criminals. Or maybe you can work all the time, and you're in the city to do some official shopping, keep an eye on a suspicious character, or show a potential financial backer a good time. The city is grey, cold, and in places vaguely sinister—but it's home.

II. SUNDERMOUNT: North of Kirkwall lies the highest peak of the nearby mountain range. In more ancient days it was rumored to be the site of unspeakable horrors, but at present prowled by more speakable horrors, like possessed skeletons, shadow warriors, and the rare revenant or varterral. And you've been sent to prowl along with them, inside the winding caves that cut through the peak or over the snow currently coating the paths that wind around it. The reasons vary: maybe you're in search of medicinal herbs, maybe you're tracking a party of suspicious travelers lurking outside Kirkwall, or maybe you just took a wrong turn off the road trying to travel in or out of the city.

III. ORLAIS: Further south, Orlais is weathering the winter and the invasion of its northern territories in its usual style—which is why you're here, in a snow-blanketed manor just outside Val Royeaux, representing Riftwatch at the invitation of a gathering of masked nobility who have gathered to discuss ways to support the war effort while not starving their serfs and alienages. And to play parlor games. Maybe have an occasional chamber concert. Your role may be to actively participate in the planning, or it may be to be charming and noncommital while observing, or it may be to provide an example of a well-behaved rifter/elf/mage/Qunari/Fereldan. Regardless: your best behavior is expected, but that doesn't mean you can't sneak into the Duchess' very well-appointed library at night or slip away to try sliding down the length of a frozen reflecting pool in the gardens.

IV. THE FRONT: Riftwatch is no longer part of the Inquisition or directly engaged in the war that it, the Chantry's faithful Exalted Marchers, and Orlais are fighting against an invading Tevinter and Ander force in northern Orlais. But frequently enough, Riftwatch's business—delivering helpful intelligence, spending quality time with prisoners of war that might have information, assisting soldiers with a rift they've found too close to their camps, or passing through on the way somewhere else—requires passing near or through the frontline drawn through northern Orlais and now northern Nevarra, where it's possible to encounter enemy bands of dracolisk-mounted soldiers, fire-throwing mages, or particularly nasty darkspawn with red lyrium growing from their bodies.

V. SEND A MESSAGE: Each member of Riftwatch (or rifter, or ally) is assigned a blue crystal, small enough to wear around the neck, that can transmit voice messages, as well as an enchanted book tied to that crystal that can be used to exchange written messages. They're secure enough to discuss the war, if you'd like to get down to business, but loosely controlled enough to ask a question or play a game with only a few rolled eyes from people who hate fun.

VI. WILDCARD: From the Gallows' library to the pirate islands off the coast, from Hightown's high-priced market stalls to the bloody frontlines of the war, Thedas is yours to explore.

poleaxed: smile; hands; joke (there's more to the picture than meets)

[personal profile] poleaxed 2021-05-25 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm an ugly bint with more scars than wit, but I know not to piss off a Lady." She makes a paltry little curtsy, miming fake dress and all, balanced as she is on the slippery rockside of Sundermount.

"No point in breaking folk. All I want's you to try. That's the hardest part, giving a fuck."
molineux: 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕓𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 || 𝔻ℕ𝕋 (pic#14891220)

[personal profile] molineux 2021-05-25 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Margaery grins at that - teeth and all, as a proper show of appreciation for Jone's curtsy.

"I've never felt that. That caring is the hardest part, I mean. But perhaps it's because my life has never been difficult by any means." The most trouble she'd ever run into was being at risk from Joffrey's psychotic tendencies, probably, but even that seems like a very privileged concern; to sit beside another mad king and carry his name with hers into a premature death.

"How did you learn to fight, my lady?"
Edited 2021-05-25 22:46 (UTC)
poleaxed: static; angry; hand; fight (you let men)

[personal profile] poleaxed 2021-05-26 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Then you'll be one of me favored students, I promise it. Most can't be bothered."

She offers her hand across a small, muddy brook.

"I grew up in the gutters, like. Fighting was all we did for fun. Me with three older brothers, came natural." A heavily edited version of her childhood; she's lucky this isn't the first time she's been asked by someone of finery.
molineux: 𝕓𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕣 (pic#14890951)

[personal profile] molineux 2021-05-27 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Three older brothers?" Margaery repeats with awe as she relies on Jone's hand to make sure she doesn't accidentally end up jumping right into the brook and ruining her boots.

"Did they play fair with you? Were you able to beat them and stand on equal ground with them?" These questions are worded carefully, as Margaery doesn't like to broadcast her general lack of trust when it comes to men, but also: Jone being well over six feet makes Margaery wonder if she's being generous enough in her imagination with how tall her brothers are. Were, maybe.
poleaxed: hand; joke; smile (some news.)

[personal profile] poleaxed 2021-05-27 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Jone knows how to answer. Don't explain the complexities, the rivalry between Mattieu and Marec, don't explain Bede is her twin, don't include her cousins, don't get into it. No one cares. They want a show, a flashy story of peasant life, where everything is both simple and entertainingly violent.

"Reckon I lost for a while. Can't really remember." She knocks on her head like a door, alluding to head injuries; a funny joke. "Eventually, I started winning. Learned how to grapple with folk bigger'n me."
molineux: 𝕓𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕣 (pic#14890951)

[personal profile] molineux 2021-05-27 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Rather than humored, Margaery initially looks concerned - politely, if that's possible. Although, perhaps roughhousing is a normal occurrence that she shouldn't be so worried about? She decides to focus the majority of her reaction on what really matters - the precious, lifelong lessons of winning that have inevitably helped Jone get this far! - and smiles.

"And what else do you enjoy doing, other than fighting?" Even if she's been told otherwise, she wants to figure out a way to thank Jone for her help today - she'd be restless in the library right now or giant spider food right about now if it weren't for her. Plus, the future training. While Margaery's not exactly itching to get into a fight, it seems to be inevitable given the rougher environment of this place.
Edited (word switch) 2021-05-27 23:35 (UTC)
poleaxed: hand; joke; emb (we are so alone)

[personal profile] poleaxed 2021-05-27 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Jone isn't sure what to do with this interest in her personal life. Most people leave things be. "Drink? Train? Fereldans ain't that interesting, m'lady. What about you?"
molineux: 𝕓𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕣 (pic#14891202)

[personal profile] molineux 2021-05-28 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Fucking."

She says it mostly to see Jone's reaction, as told by the curl at the corner of her mouth that's poorly suppressed.
poleaxed: joke; smile (i don't stare)

[personal profile] poleaxed 2021-05-28 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Without missing a beat, Jone says, "good to know we have interests in common, m'lady."
molineux: 𝕓𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕣 (pic#14891116)

[personal profile] molineux 2021-05-28 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Margaery pouts but it's a temporary thing. She's clearly been spoiled in terms of reactions back home, too.

"Alright, maybe I was bending the truth. But I ask because I'm also trying to find new pastimes to partake in, once I've gotten a bit more settled with training and learning. There's nothing quite like starting over in a new world to realize that all of your current favorite hobbies are for the richer classes." And if she's bitter about the loss of her status, no sign of it is present in her voice.
poleaxed: smile; angry (but he's not forgotten)

[personal profile] poleaxed 2021-05-28 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Jone squints a bit, putting together something unsaid. Maybe I was bending the truth. If this is a competition of words, it's still a competition. Jone is unskilled in battles of wits, but words? She can fight dirty.

"Yeah, you can learn to like fucking. Nobody gives a solid fuck here, I'll mark you. The Blooming Rose has a whole special ready and waiting."
molineux: 𝕓𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕪 (pic#14891123)

[personal profile] molineux 2021-06-01 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"A whole special ready and waiting? Is it the one you indulge in every time you go, then?" Margaery can't help but tease, even if she is curious about what the special entails.
poleaxed: smile; fight; angry (this is the story)

[personal profile] poleaxed 2021-06-01 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Jone, accustomed to being insulted, doesn't quite think that's it. This conversation has taken an odd turn, difficult to identify, but it feels very like one between mates. Except, of course, for the calluses on Jone's fingers, and the clean fair hands of her companion.

Well, the woman is a rifter. In for a penny, in for the night. Jone grins, and sets a hand on Margaery's shoulder, tapping her lightly. "No, luv, I prefer the ones for folk with a bit more experience."

It's just a guess, really, and even if she's wrong, it's a good comeback.
molineux: 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕞𝕡𝕖𝕥𝕤 || 𝔻ℕ𝕋 (pic#14890944)

*changed to accommodate the show >:c

[personal profile] molineux 2021-06-01 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Margaery can't help her laugh at that - it's one of those rude ones that bubble out of her throat without a care - and she's torn between being pleased that her demure facade is working or playfully hinting that she may not be as innocent as everyone usually likes to assume.

Twice wedded, never bedded*, as they used to blindly recite.

"Ah, you've got me there," she says, her smile quickly becoming smug. "For now, anyway. Be careful, Jone. You might find me competing with your regular folk at The Blooming Rose in no time, since as you said, nobody gives a solid fuck here."