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New Year...

...Same Old Hinterlands

Maybe the Inquisition sent you, maybe you came seeking the Inquisition. Maybe you fell out of a rift into this world last week and are still just trying to find your feet. However it happened, the first days of the new year find you in the Hinterlands. Tucked between Ferelden's massive Lake Calenhad and the icy Frostback Mountains, the Hinterlands are a hilly region covered in patchy forests and small farms trying to eke out a living between the boulders. Though somewhat remote, the area is rich with game and minerals and home to Redcliffe, a bustling town on a busy trade route.

Lately the Hinterlands have also been full of mages and templars and rifts, all threatening to turn once-peaceful countryside into a dangerous warzone. The Inquisition has set up several camps and sent personnel to try to restore order to the region, unwilling to let it slip into chaos. There's a lot to be done, some of it straightforward killing bad things, some of it weird and nebulous morale-building.

STILL WITH ADDED SNOW.

1. SHOULD OLD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT

You have turned the wrong corner in the snow, forded the wrong stream in the snow, crested the wrong hill in the snow, entered the wrong cave in the snow. Maybe you are far from camp, in the snow. Maybe you are in camp, which is also snowy. Whatever has happened, wherever you are: you are being chased through the snow by bears. Did you throw a snowball at the bears? Are they huge and snow-dusted? Babies burrowing through the snow drifts and coming for your ankles? Fade-touched in addition to snow-touched? Controlled by cold mages who are hiding in the snow? Popping up out of the snow like a game of whack-a-mole? What are they chasing you away from in all of this snow? What are they chasing you into, other than more snow? What warm things do you plan to make out of their hide if you kill them in the snow? What do you think they'll craft out of your hide if they kill you in the snow? P.S. It's still snowy.

2. WE TWO HAVE RUN ABOUT THE SLOPES

Farmers have been forced to abandon their homes after a series of vicious attacks by wolves. Packs of them are roaming the foothills and stalking paddocks and even roads seemingly without the usual wariness of humans. Inquisition agents and local volunteers guard travelers through the affected region, hunt the wolves through snowy woods, and track them back to their cavernous lair in the edge of a canyon. Only eliminating the demons that lurk there will free the wolves from their influence and allow the area to return to normal.

3. AND PICKED THE DAISIES FINE

Winter snows freeze and bury the ground, but the need for healing herbs is as great as ever. Stockpiles are thin after the chaos of the last year, and Corporal Vale is desperate enough to send people out to search caves and hollows and cliffsides and beneath overhangs for any plants still clinging to life. The weather is brutal, the search tedious, the footing often treacherous, but that last patch of Crystal Grace could be a key find. Getting it requires clambering up a slippery hillside and stretching up to a ledge and hoping whatever creature lives in that foxhole beside the plant isn't at home, but it's worth it, right?

4. WE TWO HAVE PADDLED IN THE STREAM

With many roads through the hills and ravines blocked by deep snow, some crazy, desperate few have begun traveling by river. The ice is thick and jagged along the shores but in the center the water rushes, just deep enough for a shallow draft boat lightly laden. Supplies are carried down from the passes toward Redcliffe this way, a white-knuckle process that you, for some reason, have become involved in. Maybe you were hired to help fend off the bandits that haunt the calm shallows and try to demand tolls for passage, maybe you're paying your way downstream by helping port both boat and cargo around the steep falls, the mist so thick and cold it coats whatever it touches in a thin sheen of ice. Maybe riding a glorified canoe through rocky rapids and narrow gorges just sounded like a good time. Don't rock the boat!

5. WE'LL TAKE A CUP OF KINDNESS YET

It is still snowing, and the tavern in Redcliffe is still the closest and warmest place to duck into to wait it out, and not only is it packed to the gills but it seems that the First Day celebrations have continued within long past the dawn of the second day. The Gull & Lantern is so packed with thawing visitors that it's hard to walk from one side to the other, the owner has given up on telling these Fereldans they can't bring their dogs inside, every few minutes the group in the corner breaks into a traditional First Day song that will be stuck in your head for weeks, and that lady in the corner is almost definitely someone you've tried to kill before, or vice versa. But there's a fire going, and the bartender seems to think that giving everyone half-price drinks might prevent a brawl instead of causing one, and there aren't any demons indoors, so it could be a lot worse.

6. WILDCARD

Hunt game in the snow, kill demons in the snow, dig under the snow for herbs, track bandits through the snow, deal with someone charging extortionist coat prices now that it's snowing, fall off a deceptively tall rock into the snow, get lost circling the same hill ten times trying to find a way up to the weird glowing skull on a stick you can see is up there in the snow, climb trees or abandoned towers covered in snow, rummage around in empty homes to get out of the snow, run from a dragon in the snow, cry over how cute that fennec fox you just shot in the snow was, set up camp and chat around the fire because it's snowy and cold, knock yourself out (figuratively, or even literally if that's more your speed)-- the Hinterlands are your Frostback Mountain oyster, topped with snow.

Comments

Now I'm just picturing it like a horrible pinata.

[dragondowner]

"Yeah--I'm just surprised it took this long," Hiccup replied in a tone so grudging and fatalistic it should have been reserved for Grey Wardens and aged mercenaries. He was nimble enough to get on his feet before the crowd in the bar lost it, but a few dozen stone worth of alert war hound stood between him and his shoes--there went any hope of retrieving those.

The crowd in the bar had gone almost silent when the bloodied warrior burst in, as you do, but it was that type of silence that preceded a terrible calamity, like when the ocean recedes before a massive wave tries to drown everything within a league of the shore. Hiccup had just enough time to stand up, give up on his shoes, and cast a worried look at the roof before the waves came crashing in and everyone panicked. The hunters, men of means, and basically anybody with a weapon were up and out of their chairs just as quickly as Hiccup and, when they started shouting and charging for the door--well, it was a miracle the didn't trample anybody (especially Hiccup) on their way out.

Well...for a given value of "out."

They mostly got stopped up at the entrance, which wasn't terribly surprising what with all of them trying to charge through the door and summon their very large and very eager hounds at the same time.

Why anybody would bring a dog to fight a dragon, Hiccup had no idea, but Lowlanders were strange. He could have asked but, right then, he was more concerned with more immediate topics. Namely: not being inside the extremely flammable building filled with conveniently gathered dragon-food. He shot Sam a fairly urgent look, glanced hurriedly at the ceiling, looked back at the mage, motioned at the walls, and spared another look at the thatched roof. (Why was it always thatched?) The windows all exited to the front of the building, toward the big open space that was just ideal for swooping down and snatching people up, and there was no way they were getting out through the front door.

"Is there another way out of here?"

[unbrokenoath]

Perhaps summoned by a boy stealing a grudging and fatalistic tone that was specifically reserved for her Order, thank you very much, a woman also jumped up when someone called out about a dragon. However, she, at least, realized that the door outside had turned into a bottleneck, and didn't attempt to make for it. The first thing she did was mosey on past the mage and the avvar, her dog getting up to follow her. She headed on to a window to crack it open and peer through it, letting in a chilly breeze and a heated roar.

"Well, paint me green and call me a cucumber, it really is a dragon. I never heard of a dragon hauling its big scaley ass to Redcliffe before."

She shut the window, and turned to look at two people. One was that poor fellow she'd managed to tip over in the boat. Well, she'd have to help him out at least, the poor lad was as skinny as a twig. The dragon wouldn't even have to use a breath weapon, just snort at him a little and he'd go sailing away.

"Hey, pup! If you wanna get out of here, there's a servant's entrance in the back we can borrow." She turned to Sam, giving him a cheerful grin. "You can come too, if you want."

[el_tybs]

And that was exactly why he wasn't panicking, because everyone else was doing just that, shoving and shouting at each other to get out. As a healer he felt bad that he wasn't trying to help any of it, but with how anyone was now he'd only end up injured himself and unable to help anyone. Besides, could only help those who wanted help.

The equally calm - overly calm actually - woman walking past him catches Sam's eye, his brows raising as he watched and listened. Judging by the mabari and the pet name 'pup' it seemed she was also Ferelden. Oh he could come, too? "Well I don't plan on staying here."

[dragondowner]

If Hiccup thought that a high dragon attacking the lowland bar he was defrosting in was the worst possible scenario? He was wrong. With everyone clamouring to shove their way through the front door, he was left with a mage who thought he was explosive and his sky-sent-savior was the Grey Warden who'd dumped him in the icy river.

Being surrounded by people who neither respected him nor were overly eager to escape danger? That wasn't especially unusual. The thing that really got him was that they refused to hurry.

The warden checked the window, ambled over, invited the mage, and waited for a tacit agreement before she started sauntering toward the servants' entrance (he assumed). The mage was less than helpful, calm like a dragon attack just signaled that it was Tuesday (which was frustrating because Hiccup actually came from a place where a dragon attack signaled it was Tuesday and he was getting a little frantic, here), and ambled after her--but not before casting a rueful glance at the cluster of people fighting for the front door.

Lowlanders were very strange.

"Yes, well, borrow away--" Hiccup said loudly, ushering them forward with some pointed and, perhaps a bit overblown, waving of his arms. "We should get outside, that would be fantastic. It's weird, I know, but I'm allergic to burning to death."

The Warden led them into what Hiccup could only assume was the kitchen and, as if on cue, a heavy resounding boom came up through the floor. The back wall shook so hard Hiccup was fairly certain it was going to fall down--it held, but some of the roof did crash in behind them. Before he could even look up (habit), the cry of a Ferelden Frostback pealed through the air.

"It just had to be the fire breathing kind, didn't it?" Hiccup asked, of any god who was listening, and snatched up the nearest weaponish item. Unfortunately for him, it was a cast-iron pan, but he didn't put it back. It felt better to weild something, after all.

[unbrokenoath]

The kitchen was blissfully empty at least. The servants were't dumb enough to stick around and had a door that led outside right there, away from everyone else. Kaisa smirked to herself as she strolled past the remnants of hastily abandoned meal plans. She considered grabbing some free food, but then she'd run the risk of having to either eat in a hurry or wield her sword with one hand--neither of which are good options when she has civilians she's guarding, and a dragon on the loose.

She hustles a little bit more when the roof gets around to crashing, and tenses when the dragon cries out. Finally entering the fresh air, she moved slowly, turning to look around the corner. One hand drew up to rest on the large sword that was hilted to her back, frowning up at the sky.

"You know what's worse than fire? The lightning ones. I mean, I'm usually in metal armor, with a big metal stick, you see where I'm going?" She tilted her head, carefully eyeing the dragon and watching its movements. It was tempting to get out there and run right at the dragon, challenge it with a scream and fight like a hero. But a true hero wasn't selfish, and these two helpless civilians needed her.

At that thought, she eyes the pan with some amusement, but just nods approvingly. Having a weapon made you feel that much more in control. Having control meant not being as afraid.

"We have a few options, here. We can sneak along the back of the houses, and have you guys hide in the Chantry. It's also wood, but it's a lot of stone, too. Built solid. And maybe the Maker will give you extra protection. We could also try to sneak out of Redcliffe entirely, but we'll have to move out from the back of these houses and be in the dragon's sight line for a bit."

"Alternatively," And she grinned, cocking an eyebrow. "We can make a run for the water. Right through the dragon's path, but he couldn't burn you down if you're hanging out in the water."

[el_tybs]

Honestly, having a dragon screeching and attacking the building you're in was terrifying, but panicking wasn't a good alternative either, which was being visibly proven by the masses trying to escape through the front door. That and it probably helped that Sam was used to reacting under pressure and needing to keep a level head.

Hiccup on the other hand... seemed to like to panic and talk. Not that it bothered him in the least, but certainly didn't help if you were trying to get passed something. Still it was a bit amusing that he figured a pan was going to be helpful - maybe it would since frying pans were meant to get hot.

"Easy there, Hiccup. Remember to breath." Last thing they needed was the kid having a panic attack on them. With a bit of a sigh, Sam brings his staff up then slams the end of it to the ground, a faint blue ring forming around the three of them for a moment then phasing out. "That should help. I still wouldn't suggest getting hit directly by anything though." The barriers wouldn't last long, but they would hold for a bit to make their next move.

Looking to the woman, Sam gives a small frown at the mention of hiding in a Chantry building - seriously? Even if he was wearing the Inquisition he didn't think he'd get the best of looks walking into there. "As much as I want to vote for the water idea, it's going to be hard to swim with a dragon trying to claw you out of the water. I'd vote for sneaking out. If we're quite and play it smart it might not see us."