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allthisshitisweird2022-05-30 10:05 am
faderifting) wrote in allthisshitisweird2022-05-30 10:05 am
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PARTY BANTER MEME
In the Dragon Age games, as you travel Thedas with your best pals, they have a lot of short conversations about politics, the weather, butts, etc. So this is the Fade Rift equivalent, in four easy steps!
1. Imagine your characters are on a very long walk somewhere, or on a very long walk back after kicking ass, or standing guard together, or gathering herbs, or working in the library late at night, or anything else sort of boring. You can provide context if you'd like, like "[ On the way back from Antiva: ]," but it isn't mandatory.
2. Post a few different remarks your character might make—similar to TFLN, except spoken out loud and less ridiculous, maybe, or maybe not, I don’t know your life—while passing the time.
3. Tag around to reply to those general remarks or to start new/wildcard conversations! Threads should be pretty short and involve minimal action; there’s no need to turn anything into a big production. Threadjacking to create multiperson conversations is encouraged (unless someone says not to). Multiple different conversations between the same characters occurring on different days are also encouraged.
4. Gather up all of your little conversation snippets like a bouquet and keep them forever, because they’re game canon.
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[wHEEZE she reaches back and ineffectually slaps at what part of him she can reach (his ass, it's his ass) stop being so heAVY thnx]
Can you put- can you put more than one vampire on a giant kebab?
Vampkebab?
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And what? No, where would you even—
[Just for that literal asspat he's pleased to shift down even harder, hands folding neatly across his stomach. You're welcome, Ellie.]
No one makes giant kebabs: that's just a damned tree.
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Are you all elbows--
[Aggressive grumbling, no attempt to move him off.]
I feel like there's a joke in there somewhere.
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You should consider yourself lucky to be laid upon at all.
[There, fine, easing off a little at last.]
Anyway there's a lot of jokes in there— but which part, specifically? The bit about mutual, simultaneous impalement or the part about something long and hard standing a decent chance of getting the job done?
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[Has to repeat it in a deep voice.]
Should have known you'd get stuck on the impalement part.
[Wriggling onto her side to at least be able to look at him. Drawing's abandoned.]
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Oh darling, please.
When it comes to impalement, I never get stuck.
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Really? Never?
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[If he's being backed into honesty of all things...]
Maybe once or twice.
...or more.
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Or more.
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Hardly my fault I'm an exceedingly gifted soul where it counts.
You don't see the sun out here apologizing for scorching a few crops when it shines. Sometimes these things just....happen.
2/2
[Stuck-er. Stuck-ee.]
You know what, on second thought, let's pick something else to talk about.
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Especially if you're gonna climb all over me.
[Like she cares.]
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You'd disappear in a wheat field, my love, and I do mean that fondly.
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[Being a pain in this ass to cover the glowy feeling over the endearments thanks.]
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[H E Y.
Oh, that's done it, consider yourself rolled over on, Ellie. One very heavy vampire perfectly content to be dead weight coming right up.]
Excuse you, I most certainly did not cheat. Or are you counting height and natural prowess to the list of things I'm not permitted to utilize?