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Fade Rift Mods ([personal profile] faderifting) wrote in [community profile] allthisshitisweird2022-05-30 10:05 am
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PARTY BANTER MEME



In the Dragon Age games, as you travel Thedas with your best pals, they have a lot of short conversations about politics, the weather, butts, etc. So this is the Fade Rift equivalent, in four easy steps!

1. Imagine your characters are on a very long walk somewhere, or on a very long walk back after kicking ass, or standing guard together, or gathering herbs, or working in the library late at night, or anything else sort of boring. You can provide context if you'd like, like "[ On the way back from Antiva: ]," but it isn't mandatory.

2. Post a few different remarks your character might make—similar to TFLN, except spoken out loud and less ridiculous, maybe, or maybe not, I don’t know your life—while passing the time.

3. Tag around to reply to those general remarks or to start new/wildcard conversations! Threads should be pretty short and involve minimal action; there’s no need to turn anything into a big production. Threadjacking to create multiperson conversations is encouraged (unless someone says not to). Multiple different conversations between the same characters occurring on different days are also encouraged.

4. Gather up all of your little conversation snippets like a bouquet and keep them forever, because they’re game canon.
illithidnapped: (30)

[personal profile] illithidnapped 2022-05-31 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[The featherlight gasp he lets out is almost fantasy-Shakespearian in its falsely wounded caliber, footsteps flagging.]

...I don't know.

Starved from neglect as I am, I'm finding it a little hard to focus at the moment.

Edited 2022-06-01 11:23 (UTC)
doggish: no thank you (talk ⚔ fuck this shit i'm out)

[personal profile] doggish 2022-06-01 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Utterly unpitying:]

You will be missed. Do not expect me to carry you if you go limp.

[And then, immediately:]

Don't. Don't. You know I meant your legs.
illithidnapped: (42)

[personal profile] illithidnapped 2022-06-01 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Laughing breaks the illusion. Damn.]

I wasn't going to say a word.

[MMMM.]

Who's the corrupting influence now?
doggish: it gets that dirty in the frog-jumping world (talk ⚔ yeah)

[personal profile] doggish 2022-06-02 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Which of us introduced a vibrating toy into the bedroom last week?

[okay but like which of us enjoyed it fenris]
illithidnapped: (59)

[personal profile] illithidnapped 2022-06-02 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Which one of us begged me not to stop the week before?

[Did he just pant out an imitation in the middle of his retort?

Yes. Yes he did.
]

I might be a thinly veiled desire demon, but even I'm a slave to the untethered sound of your passion, amatus.

[And, considering he's still loitering behind Leto (his voice gone rough with wicked pride), that makes this next part easy:]

Now come here.

[Striking with fluid ease and deftly applied strength when he sweeps one surly local elf high into his arms— absolute princess carry all up in.] Without boots those feet of yours must be aching by now— and unlike you, I've got more than enough chivalry to spare.

Besides, we can't wait all year for you to grow a sense of direction.
doggish: (disbelief ⚔ don't be GROSS)

[personal profile] doggish 2022-06-04 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Astarion!

[Excuse me sir what the fuck, and Astarion had best have a good grip on him, for Leto is wriggling. Legs kicking and one hand shoving roughly at Astarion's shoulder, he is a grown man, how dare you, stop this.]

Put me down! I am not some noblewoman in need of pampering, and I am not having you carry me all the way up to Hightown like this!
illithidnapped: (54)

[personal profile] illithidnapped 2022-06-04 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Make no mistake: Astarion's absolutely enjoying this— even being shoved at and thrashed against, as if holding an unruly cat in the tightest grip imaginable.

It's downright precious, in fact.
]

Oh you are such a fussy thing— most people would appreciate such a doting token of affection, you know.

But fine.

Ask nicely, and I'll let you down so you can muck yourself in Kirkwall's grit however much you like.
doggish: so far, so good (anger ⚔ well)

[personal profile] doggish 2022-06-06 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Put me down if you wish to have any hope of a real token of affection tonight.

[sir that is not nicely— but you know what, at least he's settling down.]
Edited (dw i wasn't done) 2022-06-06 02:35 (UTC)
illithidnapped: (51)

[personal profile] illithidnapped 2022-06-06 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
Tsk. Naughty pup. [His teeth (his entire mouth, in fact) closes devilishly around the downturned tip of one sharp ear, there and gone again in a substitute for scolding misbehavior when he's already held.]

I offer you courtesy and you gift me blackmail. One of these days I'm going to train you properly. [Look who's getting set back down with one more nip for good measure...

If you guessed Leto, you'd be right.
]

For your sake, it'd better be a good token. [Come on, follow him, he knows the way from here.] Diamonds. Pearls. Gold— a gilded pair of cuffs, perhaps? Hand-engraved with your name on them, so every time I'm blindfolded I can—

Oh.

Wait.

[Didn't think the logic of that one through.]

...still. You have to admit it'd be a nice touch. Very romantic.