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Fade Rift Mods ([personal profile] faderifting) wrote in [community profile] allthisshitisweird2016-02-02 01:07 am
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TEST DRIVE MEME!

What if there is no tomorrow?
Only more Hinterlands

Maybe the Inquisition sent you, maybe you came seeking the Inquisition. Maybe you fell out of a rift into this world last week and are still just trying to find your feet. However it happened, the first days of the new year find you in the Hinterlands. Tucked between Ferelden's massive Lake Calenhad and the icy Frostback Mountains, the Hinterlands are a hilly region covered in patchy forests and small farms trying to eke out a living between the boulders. Though somewhat remote, the area is rich with game and minerals and home to Redcliffe, a bustling town on a busy trade route.

Lately the Hinterlands have also been full of mages and templars and rifts, all threatening to turn once-peaceful countryside into a dangerous warzone. The Inquisition has set up several camps and sent personnel to try to restore order to the region, unwilling to let it slip into chaos. There's a lot to be done, some of it straightforward killing bad things, some of it weird and nebulous morale-building.

STILL WITH ADDED SNOW AND NOW ALSO ADDED KINDNESS TO ANIMALS (MOSTLY).

1. IF I GET SCARED, YOU'RE ALWAYS AROUND
You have turned the wrong corner in the snow, forded the wrong stream in the snow, crested the wrong hill in the snow, entered the wrong cave in the snow. Maybe you are far from camp, in the snow. Maybe you are in camp, which is also snowy. Whatever has happened, wherever you are: you are being chased through the snow by bears. Did you throw a snowball at the bears? Are they huge and snow-dusted? Babies burrowing through the snow drifts and coming for your ankles? Fade-touched in addition to snow-touched? Controlled by cold mages who are hiding in the snow? Popping up out of the snow like a game of whack-a-mole? What are they chasing you away from in all of this snow? What are they chasing you into, other than more snow? What warm things do you plan to make out of their hide if you kill them in the snow? What do you think they'll craft out of your hide if they kill you in the snow? P.S. It's still snowy.

2. THEY SAY WE'RE YOUNG AND WE DON'T KNOW
The Inquisition has, possibly, been a little too good at dealing with the Hinterlands' bear problem, and a group of concerned citizens--including young burgeoning naturalists, farmers concerned about the effect an unchecked population of rams may have on their crops come spring, and at least one woman who claims to be directly descended from bears--has taken issue. Maybe they're blocking your character's attempt to enter a bear-infested area. Maybe they've doused your character in bear blood. Maybe the bears they have been working so hard to save have cornered them in the wilderness and they're changing their tunes.

3. WITH YOU I CAN'T GO WRONG
The Inquisition's (cough Leliana's) habit of communicating by raven works out fine, usually, but this particular raven has gone a little rogue. It's not the raven's fault! She's young, she's trying. But she has very important information tied to her leg, and instead of delivering it, she's joined a flock of identical wild ravens to hunt for food in the snow. Recover her, somehow, without hurting her and making any spymistresses angry.

4. BEFORE IT'S EARNED, OUR MONEY'S ALL BEEN SPENT
The tavern at Redcliffe remains as busy as ever, filled with locals, travelers, and Inquisition members. But this month in addition to the usual free-flowing ale and rowdy conversation there is also a contest going on. Bakers have come from across the Hinterlands bearing their very best in an effort to win a coveted ribbon and the title of Best Cake. They pack the tavern and spill out into the surrounding courtyard when the weather allows, cakes sold off tables, out of packs, small chunks given away to whoever is passing and not paying enough attention to refuse. The votes are carefully guarded by several serious looking fellows in the back corner of the tavern. In addition to traffic issues, the cake madness has also caused an infestation of large local rodents, who have appeared out of their holes to devour the many crumbs. Legend has it that if they can be humanely eradicated from the tavern before the final vote is cast, spring will come early. No one in living memory has succeeded, but you are strongly encouraged to try anyway.

5. AIN'T NO HILL OR MOUNTAIN WE CAN'T CLIMB
Hunt game so you can rescue it before other hunters get there, kill demons or maybe just try to hug it out?, dig under the snow for herbs or plant some of your own to replace what others have taken, track bandits through the snow and see if they need a hand, deal with someone charging extortionist coat prices now that it's snowing and convince them to do the right thing, fall off a deceptively tall rock into the snow and admit it was your own fault, get lost circling the same hill ten times trying to find a way up to the weird glowing skull on a stick you can see is up there in the snow so that you can give it a decent burial, climb trees or abandoned towers covered in snow and be careful not to knock them down, rummage around in empty homes to get out of the snow but leave a nice apology note, run from a dragon in the snow and promise not to trespass on its territory again, definitely don't kill any fennec foxes, set up camp and chat around the fire about your feelings because it's snowy and cold, give yourself a pat on the back (figuratively, or even literally if that's more your speed)-- the Hinterlands are your playground.
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[personal profile] chainlightning 2016-02-08 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
Luckily for Obi-Wan, Merrill is a nice, non-sacrificing-of-innocents blood mage. Also, prone to dressing in greens, not all black.

"Oh, not at all! I had a house for years and never even had food to offer when someone would drop by, so you're doing quite well." And so she sits, legs folding under herself with perhaps surprising grace for someone who seems to have her head a bit in the clouds. "And- well, a bit, yes! I have a few friends who are Rifters. People from other worlds -- who some people think may be demons, so be careful -- who can close tears in the Veil with the marks on their hands."

Which... is maybe quite a lot of information to dump on someone from another world, and so she backs up, tries to explain. "The Veil is like a barrier between this world and the world of dreams and spirits, which most people call the Fade," she explains, then pats her staff. "Mages tap into the Fade to cast spells, too. But having a hole in it -- or multiple holes -- is rather dangerous, since demons just keep coming through them. Actual demons, not Rifters thought to be demons. No one is quite sure how it's pulling people from other worlds through."
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[personal profile] obi_wanmanshow 2016-02-09 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Having experienced a bit of that myself, I can't reccomend it. Ah, Demons notwithstanding," Obi-Wan isn't sure what he feels about demons, really. They were... very intense. Very singular. It warranted further study, "I assure you, I'm quite human."

Anakin would have told him just to kill the demons and be done, of course. He missed Anakin, at times like these; adventures in an alternate dimension would have been just his style, somehow.

"I'm very impressed with these mages, really. Before arriving here, I'd never seen anything like it."
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[personal profile] chainlightning 2016-02-10 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, you're certainly not an elf or a dwarf or Qunari," Merrill jokes, though it may be difficult to tell -- especially if Obi-Wan has no idea what any of those things are. Still, what she means is that he doesn't seem to be a demon to her.

Not that she'd necessarily attack a demon if they weren't attacking her first either way, but most people would.

"There's no magic in your world? I keep hearing that about places... I can't imagine. The dwarves can't use magic, or even dream, but they say that all of my People -- the elves -- could use magic, once. I can, but I'm not every elf."
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[personal profile] obi_wanmanshow 2016-02-10 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm not a Wookie, or a Togruta, either," His smile has a chuckle in it; if they're going to go on listing all the things neither of them are, they'll be here all year, "Although I suppose it all depends on your perspective. I've heard what a Jedi can do called 'magic,' before, though that isn't the word I would use."
Edited 2016-02-10 19:13 (UTC)
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[personal profile] chainlightning 2016-02-12 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
"People do like to call things that they don't understand 'magic', don't they?" Though to be fair, in Thedas... it usually is. "Though I've never heard of a Jedi -- or a Wookie or Togruta -- or what they can do, myself."

But then, that's hardly surprising, considering the green on his hand.