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[A] THEDAS HAS COMPUTERS. Or something.
[B] You were promised that this survey would be anonymous and secret.
[C] And were possibly paid money to answer it. Whatever it would take.
[D] Now all the surveys are public.
[E] And not anonymous.
[F] Wheeeeeee.
[G] And the floor is lava.

<ol><li>On a scale of 1-10 how satisfied are you by your relationship with the Maker? 
<li>What is your least favorite thing about yourself? 
<li>When is the last time you cried and why? 
<li>Which member(s) of the Inquisition would you most like to see naked? 
<li>When is the last time you had sex? 
<li>How was it? 
<li>Who was it? 
<li>Did anyone cry? 
<li>Go on, tell us all the details, you know you want to. 
<li>If you've never had sex, why not? 
<li>How many people have you snogged since joining the Inquisition? 
<li>Which members of the Inquisition would you most like to see snog each other? 
<li>Which member(s) of the Inquisition would you least like to see you naked? 
<li>What is the worst place the Inquisition has made you go? 
<li>Who is your second favorite advisor? 
<li>Who would you most like to throw out of Skyhold? 
<li>What are you most embarrassed to be afraid of? 
<li>What do you feel guilty about right this moment? Don't say nothing. The Maker sees all. 
<li>Do you want to have children? How many? What will you name them? 
<li>If no one else were around would you still bathe? 
<li>Who do you think already doesn't bathe even though there are people around? 
<li>Have you ever been involved in a really amusing crime or escapade that you wish more people knew about? Please describe it. 
<li>Does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes? 
<li>It's okay, you can say so, we've all thought it. 
<li>If you could design the uniforms what would they look like? 
<li>Which Rifter's world would you most want to visit, assuming that they're real and not demons. 
<li>Who would you most and least like to wrestle? Arm wrestle? If they're different is it because you know someone with giant arms but no coordination or is it just because you want to roll around in the dirt with them? 
<li>A mage and a Templar walk into a tavern. Which one do you hope dies? 
<li>If you had to be one of the races you aren't, which would you pick and why? 
<li>Have you done anything that the Inquisition would put you in the dungeon for if they knew about it? What?
<li>Commander Cullen in a towel, yay or nay?

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On a scale of 1-10 how satisfied are you by your relationship with the Maker? 2
What is your least favorite thing about yourself? My nose.
When is the last time you cried and why? When my nephew was born. Eleven years ago.
Which member(s) of the Inquisition would you most like to see naked? That show is available to me any time I please.
When is the last time you had sex? Last week.
How was it? Astounding.
Who was it? Anders.
Did anyone cry? Only the people who could hear us.
Go on, tell us all the details, you know you want to. I didn't pull out of him for hours.
If you've never had sex, why not? I'm having quite a lot of sex.
How many people have you snogged since joining the Inquisition? One.
Which members of the Inquisition would you most like to see snog each other? Anders and Zevran, I think.
Which member(s) of the Inquisition would you least like to see you naked? Alistair, I think.
What is the worst place the Inquisition has made you go? Orlais.
Who is your second favorite advisor? The adorable little one with the sleeves.
Who would you most like to throw out of Skyhold? Erimond.
What are you most embarrassed to be afraid of? Bugs.
What do you feel guilty about right this moment? Don't say nothing. The Maker sees all. Being the child of my parents.
Do you want to have children? How many? What will you name them? No, no, and no.
If no one else were around would you still bathe? Every day.
Who do you think already doesn't bathe even though there are people around? The Warden-Constable.
Have you ever been involved in a really amusing crime or escapade that you wish more people knew about? Please describe it. I once beat an elf at archery while drunk and holding a music box of a bronto in my mouth.
Does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes? Not anymore.
It's okay, you can say so, we've all thought it. Not anymore.
If you could design the uniforms what would they look like? They'd have "Fuck you, Orlais" embroidered on the chest.
Which Rifter's world would you most want to visit, assuming that they're real and not demons. None of them. I like mine.
Who would you most and least like to wrestle? Arm wrestle? If they're different is it because you know someone with giant arms but no coordination or is it just because you want to roll around in the dirt with them? I'd wrestle the Warden-Constable, if only to settle which of us is stronger once and for all.
A mage and a Templar walk into a tavern. Which one do you hope dies? Depends. Is one of them Orlesian?
If you had to be one of the races you aren't, which would you pick and why? An elf. I'd like the night vision.
Have you done anything that the Inquisition would put you in the dungeon for if they knew about it? What? I'm the son of the Butcher of Denerim. I'm occasionally surprised that it and of itself doesn't have them itching to put me away.
Commander Cullen in a towel, yay or nay?

Nay.

TOO

MUCH

INFORMATION

Really, you were practically there.

Andraste's flaming sword.

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