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[A] THEDAS HAS COMPUTERS. Or something.
[B] You were promised that this survey would be anonymous and secret.
[C] And were possibly paid money to answer it. Whatever it would take.
[D] Now all the surveys are public.
[E] And not anonymous.
[F] Wheeeeeee.
[G] And the floor is lava.

<ol><li>On a scale of 1-10 how satisfied are you by your relationship with the Maker? 
<li>What is your least favorite thing about yourself? 
<li>When is the last time you cried and why? 
<li>Which member(s) of the Inquisition would you most like to see naked? 
<li>When is the last time you had sex? 
<li>How was it? 
<li>Who was it? 
<li>Did anyone cry? 
<li>Go on, tell us all the details, you know you want to. 
<li>If you've never had sex, why not? 
<li>How many people have you snogged since joining the Inquisition? 
<li>Which members of the Inquisition would you most like to see snog each other? 
<li>Which member(s) of the Inquisition would you least like to see you naked? 
<li>What is the worst place the Inquisition has made you go? 
<li>Who is your second favorite advisor? 
<li>Who would you most like to throw out of Skyhold? 
<li>What are you most embarrassed to be afraid of? 
<li>What do you feel guilty about right this moment? Don't say nothing. The Maker sees all. 
<li>Do you want to have children? How many? What will you name them? 
<li>If no one else were around would you still bathe? 
<li>Who do you think already doesn't bathe even though there are people around? 
<li>Have you ever been involved in a really amusing crime or escapade that you wish more people knew about? Please describe it. 
<li>Does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes? 
<li>It's okay, you can say so, we've all thought it. 
<li>If you could design the uniforms what would they look like? 
<li>Which Rifter's world would you most want to visit, assuming that they're real and not demons. 
<li>Who would you most and least like to wrestle? Arm wrestle? If they're different is it because you know someone with giant arms but no coordination or is it just because you want to roll around in the dirt with them? 
<li>A mage and a Templar walk into a tavern. Which one do you hope dies? 
<li>If you had to be one of the races you aren't, which would you pick and why? 
<li>Have you done anything that the Inquisition would put you in the dungeon for if they knew about it? What?
<li>Commander Cullen in a towel, yay or nay?

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On a scale of 1-10 how satisfied are you by your relationship with the Maker? What relationship? Is that fucker cheating on Andraste? What a cock.
What is your least favorite thing about yourself? Nothing. I'm perfect.
When is the last time you cried and why? I don't cry.
Which member(s) of the Inquisition would you most like to see naked? All of them.
When is the last time you had sex? I don't know. Maybe two months ago? Three?
How was it? All right.
Who was it? You expect me to remember names?
Did anyone cry? Fuck no.
Go on, tell us all the details, you know you want to. Lots of biting, scratching, and I know I threw him into a wall at some point.
If you've never had sex, why not? N/A
How many people have you snogged since joining the Inquisition? None.
Which members of the Inquisition would you most like to see snog each other? Like I give a fuck.
Which member(s) of the Inquisition would you least like to see you naked? Fuck if I know.
What is the worst place the Inquisition has made you go? Western Approach. No, Deep Roads. What a shit hole.
Who is your second favorite advisor? Fuck if I know.
Who would you most like to throw out of Skyhold? Got no problem with anyone enough to kick their ass out the front gate.
What are you most embarrassed to be afraid of? I'm not afraid of anything. And if I was, I'd be a dumb shit to admit to it.
What do you feel guilty about right this moment? Don't say nothing. The Maker sees all. I don't feel guilty for shit.
Do you want to have children? How many? What will you name them? Fuck no.
If no one else were around would you still bathe? Eventually.
Who do you think already doesn't bathe even though there are people around? Probably Asher. That fucker is surrounded by goat and chicken shit.
Have you ever been involved in a really amusing crime or escapade that you wish more people knew about? Please describe it. I'm not wasting time writing it out, but it involved intimidating a guy who ended up literally pissing his pants.
Does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes? Sure does.
It's okay, you can say so, we've all thought it. Already did.
If you could design the uniforms what would they look like? What uniforms?
Which Rifter's world would you most want to visit, assuming that they're real and not demons. Like I've been sitting here enraptured by rifters.
Who would you most and least like to wrestle? Arm wrestle? If they're different is it because you know someone with giant arms but no coordination or is it just because you want to roll around in the dirt with them? Shit, I should wrestle Asher. That would be a good tussle. Arm wrestle Mal because Maker knows he'd whine if he wasn't invited.
A mage and a Templar walk into a tavern. Which one do you hope dies? Templar.
If you had to be one of the races you aren't, which would you pick and why? Fuck, they're all terrible. Human, I guess, because those assholes think they run everything anyway.
Have you done anything that the Inquisition would put you in the dungeon for if they knew about it? What? Nah. I've done some terrible shit, but it's not like the Inquisition can do jack shit about it.
Commander Cullen in a towel, yay or nay? Who?

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