The YASS IN LAOS Meme

[byblow]

The Your Anonymous Secret Survey
Is No Longer Anonymous Or Secret Meme



[A] THEDAS HAS COMPUTERS. Or something.
[B] You were promised that this survey would be anonymous and secret.
[C] And were possibly paid money to answer it. Whatever it would take.
[D] Now all the surveys are public.
[E] And not anonymous.
[F] Wheeeeeee.
[G] And the floor is lava.

<font face="courier new"><ol><li><b>On a scale of 1-10 how satisfied are you by your relationship with the Maker?</b> <li><b>What is your least favorite thing about yourself?</b> <li><b>When is the last time you cried and why?</b> <li><b>Which member(s) of the Inquisition would you most like to see naked?</b> <li><b>When is the last time you had sex? </b> <li><b>How was it? </b> <li><b>Who was it? </b> <li><b>Did anyone cry? </b> <li><b>Go on, tell us all the details, you know you want to.</b> <li><b>If you've never had sex, why not?</b> <li><b>How many people have you snogged since joining the Inquisition?</b> <li><b>Which members of the Inquisition would you most like to see snog each other?</b> <li><b>Which member(s) of the Inquisition would you least like to see you naked?</b> <li><b>What is the worst place the Inquisition has made you go?</b> <li><b>Who is your second favorite advisor?</b> <li><b>Who would you most like to throw out of Skyhold?</b> <li><b>What are you most embarrassed to be afraid of?</b> <li><b>What do you feel guilty about right this moment? Don't say nothing. The Maker sees all.</b> <li><b>Do you want to have children? How many? What will you name them?</b> <li><b>If no one else were around would you still bathe?</b> <li><b>Who do you think already doesn't bathe even though there are people around?</b> <li><b>Have you ever been involved in a really amusing crime or escapade that you wish more people knew about? Please describe it.</b> <li><b>Does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes?</b> <li><b>It's okay, you can say so, we've all thought it.</b> <li><b>If you could design the uniforms what would they look like?</b> <li><b>Which Rifter's world would you most want to visit, assuming that they're real and not demons.</b> <li><b>Who would you most and least like to wrestle? Arm wrestle? If they're different is it because you know someone with giant arms but no coordination or is it just because you want to roll around in the dirt with them?</b> <li><b>A mage and a Templar walk into a tavern. Which one do you hope dies?</b> <li><b>If you had to be one of the races you aren't, which would you pick and why?</b> <li><b>Have you done anything that the Inquisition would put you in the dungeon for if they knew about it? What?</b> <li><b>Commander Cullen in a towel, yay or nay?</b> </font>

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alistair

[byblow]

1. On a scale of 1-10 how satisfied are you by your relationship with the Maker?
   1, he doesn't even call me on my birthday.
   
   
2. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
   its hard to choose between my nose and my inability to do anything right
   flip a coin
   
   
3. When is the last time you cried and why?
   Adamant Fortress. having nearly everyone you know die in one swoop doesn't get easier with age, apparently!
   
   
4. Which member(s) of the Inquisition would you most like to see naked?
   benevenuta. sabine. velanna.
   respectfully of course
   
   
5. When is the last time you had sex?
   2 years ago? 3? i need a calendar
   
   
6. How was it?
   all right.
   
   
7. Who was it?
   her name was lydie
   
   
8. Did anyone cry?
   maker no
   
   
9. Go on, tell us all the details, you know you want to.
   she preferred it when I didn't talk
   
   
10. If you've never had sex, why not?
    :)
    
    
11. How many people have you snogged since joining the Inquisition?
    zero
    
    
12. Which members of the Inquisition would you most like to see snog each other?
    zevran and people who deserve him
    
    
13. Which member(s) of the Inquisition would you least like to see you naked?
    morrigan. adelaide. leliana. FIONA
    
    
14. What is the worst place the Inquisition has made you go?
    orlais. all of it, the whole thing
    
    
15. Who is your second favorite advisor?
    cassandra pentaghast
    if the inquisition decides we need to go i hope she's the one to kill me
    
    
16. Who would you most like to throw out of Skyhold?
    michel de chevin, but i think he's already gone.
    
    
17. What are you most embarrassed to be afraid of?
    being left behind, being responsible for other people, morrigan as a spider, morrigan as not a spider
    
    
18. What do you feel guilty about right this moment? Don't say nothing. The Maker sees all.
    question #4
    
    
19. Do you want to have children? How many? What will you name them?
    i barely know what to do with the one I have.
    sort of have.
    no more.
    duncan, though.
    
    
20. If no one else were around would you still bathe?
    probably not.
    
    
21. Who do you think already doesn't bathe even though there are people around?
    nathaniel howe. you dont have to keep this question a secret, you can spread it sround
    
    
22. Have you ever been involved in a really amusing crime or escapade that you wish more people knew about? Please describe it.
    i could do with fewer people knowing anything honestly
    
    
23. Does all of this seem sort of pointless sometimes?
    yes
    
    
24. It's okay, you can say so, we've all thought it.
    good
    
    
25. If you could design the uniforms what would they look like?
    more blue, everyone looks nice in blue
    
    
26. Which Rifter's world would you most want to visit, assuming that they're real and not demons.
    the one with fairies with funny names, it sounds charming and ib et there arent holes in the sky
    
    
27. Who would you most and least like to wrestle? Arm wrestle? If they're different is it because you know someone with giant arms but no coordination or is it just because you want to roll around in the dirt with them?
    most, sabine. sovereign says she bites
    least, shale
    i don't have to explain that
    
    
28. A mage and a Templar walk into a tavern. Which one do you hope dies?
    all other things equal, the templar is more likely to be a prick
    
    
29. If you had to be one of the races you aren't, which would you pick and why?
    i don't want to be short or oppressed if there's an alternative, and i suppose people aren't always nice to qunari either, but at least they're intimidated
    
    
30. Have you done anything that the Inquisition would put you in the dungeon for if they knew about it? What?
    i'm sure ive done things that might make them want to...
    
    
31. Commander Cullen in a towel, yay or nay?
    nay nay nay nay nay

[samahl]

Let me just say that your nose is beautiful.

[byblow]

Ah. Thank you.

Suited my father better, I think.

[samahl]

It suits you just fine.

[fleurdesel]

The feeling is mutual, I assure you.

[byblow]

Oh, good. I'd hate to think of you pining for me. Sighing wistfully. Coming around to watch me chop wood.

[glandival]

[ WELL WELL WELL. ]

You seek to make an easy sovereign, or do you like being bitten?

[byblow]

[ WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL... brief panic about lack of privacy and so on here but you know. memes. ]

Well, [ just the one well ] it would really be an easy sovereign, I'll say that.

[glandival]

Mhm. But who would win, and would you bet another sovereign?

[failedfirst]

[byblow]

[failedfirst]

I'm bathing fully clothed from now on.

[byblow]

Well, that sounds uncomfortable.

And unnecessary, since I wouldn't peep and I know at least four people who would beat me up if I did.

And it sounds unhelpful. Wet clothes, hmm.

[failedfirst]

You're a ridiculous human.

[arlathvhen]

I think you do lots of things right.