dating pros & cons meme

[byblow]

dating pros & cons meme

1. Post empty top-levels for your characters.

2. Tag other characters with potential PROS & CONS of dating them—either from your character's perspective or, if your character would never even consider such a thing, just in general/hypothetically.

3. You're required to come up with at least one pro and at least one con to participate. No gushing with zero cons, no being mean with zero pros.

4. Tag around to agree/argue/defend your friends from slander.

Comments

Pel

[mythalenaste]

[onlyhymns]

Pros: Pretty, seemingly good at things

Cons: Elf, DALISH, mage, godless heathen, pregnant with bastard

Taashath

[quietblade]

Re: Taashath

[samahl]

PROS: Sweet muscles to cuddle with, learn a new language so you can talk about people in front of their faces, super chill and nonjudgmental, basically the best thing ever.
CONS: There are no cons to dating Taashath. Wait that's against the rules? Fine. The only con is that if you're looking for a monogamous relationship you should look elsewhere. Taas is living that poly life.

Kas

[issala]

[gatheringstorm]

Pro: Really fucking adorable, mostly unintentionally.

Con: New to all this.

Also, you break his heart? I break your face.

Cade

[onlyhymns]

[circleprodigy]

Pros: Likes dogs? Or at least tolerates them. If you're a dog person, this is important.

Cons: He seems a bit awkward.

Rey

[provenforce]

[alankazam]

PROS: Hair looks kind of like dragon spikes from a side profile. Cool magic sword.

CONS: Might stab you with the cool magic sword.

Geneviève

[bouclier]

[byblow]

PROS
Nice dress

CONS
Don't hit me

Velanna

[failedfirst]

[doneisdone]

Pros: Mean to the other Wardens, mean to everyone, cute blonde

Cons: Short, mage

Teren

[doneisdone]

[ungovernable]

( HARD PASS )

Nathaniel Howe

[pinprick]

[ungovernable]

Pros: conveniently short life expectancy and thus low commitment, adequate looking.

Cons: short life expectancy, married.

Alistair

[byblow]

[gatheringstorm]

Pros:

Has some serious eyebrow game.
A good drinking buddy.

Cons:

Does he take anything seriously? Ever?

Clarke Griffin

[levered]

[alankazam]

PROS: Look at all that hair. You could hide like, a small dog in that hair. Fereldens take note.

CONS: Not 100% certain she's physically capable of smiling. What's she hiding? Is it her teeth? Does she have creepy deepstalker teeth? Dentists take note.

Jehan Mercier

[apologist]

[definitelyandraste]

a good boy

except for the nice pillows

Korrin Ataash

[gatheringstorm]

[blessedmaiden]

From Rydia's point of view:
Pros:
- Big splendid horns
- Stronk
- Bold
- Knows how to Kaboom, bang, kill and even knows how to use potions!!!
- Sounds funny.

Cons:
- Taken.
- Not a dwarf.
- Not a Blue Planet person, meaning it'd be a doomed romance once she returns home.
- Taken x2

And maybe Rydia is less romantically inclined than anyone else in skyhold but- hey, this meme allows weird 'what if she considered it', right?

Inessa Serra

[circleprodigy]

[in_death_sacrifice]

Pro:

Garahel. The mabari always will top this list.
Very intelligent.
Keeps her cool.
Incredible mage.
Thoughtful, dependable, an unwavering friend. A good person.
Gorgeous eyes
Her hair is lovely
You know what, YOU should not be the one who gets to date her.

Con:

If you don't like mabaris, GTFO.
Emotionally distant sometimes Though I personally prefer it that way

Obi-Wan Kenobi

[obi_wanmanshow]

[blessedmaiden]

Because I'm not a serious person...

Pros:

- DAT BEARD!

Cons:

- She doesn't even know him...?

Rydia

[blessedmaiden]

Because why not. Tbh it's more the cons in dating this old lady than anything else.

[gatheringstorm]

Pro:

Great hair, I mean look at it.
Also great fashion-sense.
Pretty non-judgmental, great for non-humans/other people on the fringes.
Has a lot of interesting stories.

Cons:

Carries around an urn. That's just weird, no matter how you look at it.

Cyril

[samahl]

Re: Cyril

[alankazam]

PROS: Super short. Probably a convenient armrest for tall enough people, which is nice, it's like a two-for-one deal there if you're big enough.

CONS: All that makeup has to smear off on things, which is a dead giveaway if you're ever being tracked through the wilderness by your enemies. They'll just follow the trail of shed mascara and eyeshadow.

Felix Alexius

[blightedson]

[limier]

PROS: joined the wardens so he can't be that bad, seems to have stopped dying as quickly

CONS: limited lifespan, still looks a little ill why are you harassing a sick man just let the poor boy get some rest

Alan Fane

[alankazam]

[onlyhymns]

Pros: seems decent enough, if odd

Cons: unsettling, sharpens sticks for no reason, tries to serve horses as food, has a shifty look about him

Harry Potter

[undesirableone]

Luwenna Coupe

[limier]

Re: Luwenna Coupe

[not_the_question]

Pros: Not afraid to say what's on her mind.
Cons: Not afraid to say what's on her mind.

(The Doctor feels ambivalent about her, sorry.)

Merrill

[chainlightning]

[gatheringstorm]

Pros:

Fucking cute.
I mean really fucking cute.
One of the kindest people ever.
Loves animals.

Cons:
Gets lost a lot.
Not sure if she gets sarcasm.

Another one for the 'you break her heart, I break your face' collection. Yes, even you, Mal.

Samouel

[el_tybs]

[samahl]

PROS: Blushes easily, has muscles, can totally be spied on without him realizing, super easy to make blush, looks great in everything, looks better in nothing, for real you can make him blush it's the best, huge sweetheart, basically too adorable and sweet and great for words

CONS: Will distract you from doing any work through his adorableness, sometimes a little obvious even though it's cute it can halt progress

The Outsider

[extramural]

[doneisdone]

Pros: dead, soulless eyes, offputting overall countenance, snappy dresser

Cons: looks very young, presumably into magic and demons and all that rot

The Doctor

[not_the_question]

Re: The Doctor

[limier]

PROS: not short. pretty good nose.

CONS: scrawny, infuriating, talks in complete nonsense. carries meat in his pockets??? (that could be a pro if you got hungry enough)