crystal malfunction memevent

[faderifting]

crystals get fucked
(a meme slash tiny game event)

The Inquisition’s sending crystals are typically very reliable and not susceptible to accidental transmissions or misdelivered messages. They’re also fairly limited in function and security.

The latter is something that researchers in Skyhold are working to address, when they have the time. Unfortunately, one of them—maybe a little angry about having to work alone on First Day, maybe day drinking while she does so—has now made some significant errors while meddling with proposed improvements. And from the beginning of the day on Wintermarch 1, the sending crystals will start behaving badly:

Messages might transmit to the wrong person.

Messages might transmit to the right person but also a few additional unintended people.

Messages might transmit to everyone at once.

Pieces of old conversations from any point in the last year or so might leak, either to individuals or to everyone. Delayed messages of that sort will sound distant, like they’re coming from the end of a long tunnel.

Attempts to transition from a public to a private conversation will sometimes fail.

Crystals may start transmitting to people or to everyone at random, without being touched.

All of this could occur at any time—sometimes at the beginning of a conversation, sometimes midway through it, sometimes when someone isn’t using the crystal at all.

The problems will start out sporadic enough to seem insignificant or like probable user errors, but grow increasingly common as the day wears on, until the issue is identified and corrected at Skyhold in the early hours of Wintermarch 2 and the tipsy researcher disciplined accordingly.

This meme/event is game canon. You can decide among yourselves if there’s something you would rather try out for fun with no consequences and/or retcon after the fact, as always, but unless otherwise established by players, this is really happening. Threads done in this post can count toward activity rewards.

Additionally, this specific post is for open top-levels that anyone can tag and threadjack. Think TFLN in style/format, missing pants optional. Don’t post closed or locked conversations here. If you want to do specific misfires with specific people, you can use inboxes. You can also post to the rookery comm if you want to use the event for a more visible gamewide open post.

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private; but like janky private that you can assume went public if at any point you wanna jack

[wythersake]

[ in orlesian, ]

How long has it been?

[ since someone fucked someone, or didn't fuck someone, and what-ever else is going on. of the assorted noble assholes involved, alexandrie's contacts seem most useful, so. u kno. ]

[coquettish_trees]

[ a brief pause, then incredulous laughter with a slight edge to it, then she replies in the same. ]

Eleven years. Eight years. A handful of days—or perhaps more near a month. Tell me what is it you are inquiring after so obliquely, and I shall be a more obliging purveyor of it.

[wythersake]

And spoil the puzzle? I hope you don't think me so crass,

[ that's wry. ]

How long has it been since you've had a pleasant, unpoisoned meal, with outside company?

[coquettish_trees]

You may pick me up at eight.

[ that's wry. ]

[wythersake]

Spare the jewels, you'll sparkle enough.

[ and get robbed otherwise, a bitch is not about to spring for hightown ]

[coquettish_trees]

[ Well, that tells her the dress code. A bitch is not trying to return to Hightown society yet anyway. ]

Do bring me a geranium.

[ So dry. She's probably kidding. ]