CR Meme!

[faderifting]

CR MEME!

You probably know how this works. Copy the form below, post it in the comments for each of your characters, and tag around to make plans for past, present, and future character relationships!

PLOT FEELERS • NEW PLAYERS & CHARACTERS

<b>Your Name:</b> <b>Contact:</b> <b>Character:</b> Name (Canon) <b>Occupation/Role:</b> What do they do within the Inquisition? <b>A/R/N/M:</b> Age, race, nationality, mage or not mage. <b>Elevator Pitch:</b> Briefly, who is your character? <b>Opinions:</b> What does your character think about mages? Other races? Religion? Politics? Who do you wanna fight? <b>Where They've Been:</b> Where is your character from? Where have they traveled? Use this to hammer out past CR/chance encounters! <b>Future Plans:</b> Anything you're planning or hoping to do with the character in the future, whether that's specific plots/adventures or a general development arc. <b>CR Desires:</b> Specific hooks or general preferences (negative CR vs. positive, skipping preliminary what's-your-name conversations, etc.) <b>Anything Else:</b> !!!

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Your Name:
Contact:

Character: Name (Canon)
Occupation/Role: What do they do within the Inquisition?
A/R/N/M: Age, race, nationality, mage or not mage.
Elevator Pitch: Briefly, who is your character?
Opinions: What does your character think about mages? Other races? Religion? Politics? Who do you wanna fight?
Where They've Been: Where is your character from? Where have they traveled? Use this to hammer out past CR/chance encounters!
Future Plans: Anything you're planning or hoping to do with the character in the future, whether that's specific plots/adventures or a general development arc.
CR Desires: Specific hooks or general preferences (negative CR vs. positive, skipping preliminary what's-your-name conversations, etc.)
Anything Else: !!!

Comments

Inquisition Needs Bears

[kremdelacreme]

Can be a war table mission, or something on the fly, whatever the mods like better. Krem wants to stir up bears to help them fight the red templars (And I know this shit can be done at least within the game, having done it in one of my own runs.) He also wants to suggest they take some bears home with them, give them armor, train them into proper warriors, or mounts for men or siege weapons. This will require the cooperation of the Emprise party to help him wrangle said bears, mages to keep them controlled in a way that doesn't require whips or chains, smiths to forge the armor to put on the bears.

Suggestions will also be lovely if anyone has better ideas for how to incorporate bears.

Bears.

[perseverances]

No.

[amygdalae]

But bears are such a

[amygdalae]

roaring success

[perseverances]

OUT

[el_tybs]

Jeez, Bruce. You're unBEARable.

[kremdelacreme]

This is about to turn

grizzly

[el_tybs]

We're going to need some beariers. Better call more mages.

[perseverances]

All of you are grounded.

[el_tybs]

But we bearly said anything.

[faderifting]

I'm going to strangle the next person who makes a pun with my bear hands.

[kremdelacreme]

YR NOT MY REAL DAD.

[chainlightning]

Merrill will totally try to help. /face in hands

She will also totally not even want to use her blood magic to control the bears. Maybe if they have to kill some and they adopt their cubs, instead. And then she will pet the cubs. And feed the cubs. And love the cubs. And that's how the Inquisition just ended up with large pets.

[kremdelacreme]

Maybe take in the bears, let the bears have cubs, and Merrill can have bear cubs to snuggle.

[chainlightning]

She is very on board with this.

[justice_is_blond]

...I just want Anders to hear this suggestion, stare at Krem like he's mad, ask him if he's mad, before suggesting covering Templars in meat and having them run ahead of the bears to bait them in.

[kremdelacreme]

But how would we get close enough to cover them in meat? Unless trebuchets and ground chuck are involved.

[justice_is_blond]

And then Krem got the first actual smile Anders has worn in years. Because yes please.

[kremdelacreme]

Excellent. This has to happen.

[gatheringstorm]

...okay, Krem, you can have bears. Korrin will help, somehow.

Re: Inquisition Needs Bears

[the_effect_she_has]

You know Katniss is in for this plan.

And she already knows how we are going to attach meat to the templars.

* holds up an arrow, coats it in meat grease and meaty bits, shoots it at a red templar *

Now, problem will be that she has to get closer because the balance of the arrow will be off. But meaty bits templars are possible.

Also - then they are flammable.

[kremdelacreme]

Cooked meat smell to encourage more wildlife involvement.

[the_effect_she_has]

OH yes. Wolves and fennecs too. Why should the bears get all the fun?

[kremdelacreme]

Warhounds barreling out of nowhere like "OOO FOOD"

[the_effect_she_has]

Clearly, this is the best plan. And ... zero-accountability if they do this right. The Red Templars will merely think that they are getting overrun by wildlife who are freaked out by the rifts they cause.

/fistbump