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[acreage]

RATE RIFTWATCH

1. leave a top-level comment
2. tag around with your characters' impressions of their fellow riftwatchers, rating their prowess on a 1-5 worst-to-best scale, on the following items.
3. add or subtract as many ★ or ★ as needed to make a final rating!


<big><font face="Georgia"><i>bravery</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>sense of humor</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>honour</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of surviving a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of leading said pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying riftwatch</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person going to survive the war?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you trust this person with your safety?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>hot or not: how attractive is this person?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds that this person would die first in a horror movie?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>fmk: which would you rather do with this person?</i> <small><font color="orange">fuck</font>, <font color="green">marry</font>, <font color="red">kill</font></small> </font></big>

meme borrowed from lostcompass

Comments

[acreage]

i mean marriage wouldn't work and he literally couldn't kill her, what's left

[poleaxed]

kill her holden god its like youre not even trying

[acreage]

THATS BECAUSE

HES NOT